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ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL آپ MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a random book I was writing about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and کہا I could write a book یا something. This is the first chapter, so I'd love it if آپ could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things آپ liked, things that didn't make...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether یا not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, سیکنڈ of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ and switch the items with stuff from the person اگلے to them's کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen آپ in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of آپ on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. اقدام "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When آپ are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When آپ are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When آپ are dating..... He takes آپ out to have a good time.
When آپ are married ....He brings ہوم a 6 pack, and says "What are آپ going to drink?"

When آپ are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When آپ are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When آپ are dating..... A Single بستر for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When آپ are married ....A King size بستر feels like an army cot.

When آپ are dating..... آپ are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, Fanpop friends. These are some random bits of trivia about me.

* I think عملی حکمت is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My پسندیدہ holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My پسندیدہ actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My پسندیدہ actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been writing regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with writing romantic stories.

* I'm not a پرستار of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My پسندیدہ film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie عنوان made سے طرف کی fighting game شائقین for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....