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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your دوستوں

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them آپ are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that آپ want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines دن gift your دوستوں a cucumber and tell them آپ grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it اگلے to your ear and say that he talks to آپ and says he need a new ہوم and thats why آپ buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber

ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like یا love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn مزید fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn مزید fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn تمغے ...u have to add مزید pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have مزید تمغے .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get مزید fans.....and frnds too.

when i have مزید ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this مضمون will be useful have a gr8 دن everybody and type ur تبصرہ plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.

1.imitate sirius black,order a پیزا and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best پیزا ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that آپ are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this فہرست ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs آپ know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that آپ are a muggle born even if آپ did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope آپ liked it!

I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a سوال on this spot that asked "If آپ saw Justin Bieber standing on the سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump, would آپ cry یا scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do آپ people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone آپ know یا care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???

Q .. Did آپ here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do آپ do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the سٹریٹ, گلی when the sign کہا "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when آپ ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.