Stray cat I saw

1. Do آپ sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know آپ like guys yet?
3. Are آپ a girly girl?
4. Small یا large purses?
5. Are آپ short?
6. Do آپ like somebody?
7. Do آپ care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do آپ like Halloween?
9. Are آپ double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place آپ have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do آپ call anybody سے طرف کی their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...

Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
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One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental ہوم for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a دائرے, حلقہ like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...

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The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise آپ hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of آپ bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of آپ bastards who are getting on, get your پچھواڑے, گدا in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want آپ to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When آپ come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...