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Guys got stuck in an elevator

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Billboards. xD

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Random Picture-My favourite cartoon-Winx Club-Bloom

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RPattz funnies!

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Water Spirit

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Im so mystical

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Demotivationals

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Crap from shirts

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tEcKtOnIk

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Naturally

posted by nmdis

"Naturally"

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
سے طرف کی the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That آپ wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help آپ find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left آپ lying here
What you'd give to dry
These کڑوا, تلخ tears

Did it come naturally?
آپ a million miles from home
When آپ tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

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The most annoying phrases on the internet

posted by polarwagon15

Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

کتیا, کتيا please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

le

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20 things to do in stores to make people say: "What the heck?".

posted by numnumyellow67

1.Stand اگلے to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks سے طرف کی you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume آپ can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as آپ can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like آپ are scanning the دودھ and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a سکرٹ, گھیرنا and do yoga in the middle of the store....

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ways to annoy your teacher

posted by lanydoodle

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as آپ walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at آپ for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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Mittens

posted by Juilet1234

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect آپ from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life آپ wore heavy mittens. If آپ dial a phone, try to use a remote control, یا try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much مزید difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much مزید difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything آپ see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

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20 Rules of a Douchebag

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are مزید important than her.
4. She needs to get آپ food while آپ sit and do whatever آپ want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. ذائقہ, مارنا her پچھواڑے, گدا and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that آپ love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. اقدام somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

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iTunes Fun!! XP

posted by Caligirl2011

So open up your iTunes یا موسیقی player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl آپ like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. دن song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. Love song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong

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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

posted by karpach_14

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are آپ doing something?” یا “Have آپ eaten already?” are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Common Dreams Explained

posted by R33n33sm3

Some dreams stay with آپ long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty یا lost...

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28 things guys wish girls knew

posted by karpach_13

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as آپ think we all are.

2.. No matter what آپ say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like آپ to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call آپ beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If آپ have cramps and we ask آپ what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the ماہ and nothing more.

9.. If آپ really...

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101 things to do in wal-mart

posted by karpach_13

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten منٹ intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people آپ can get
to شامل میں in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department سے طرف کی sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as آپ see fit.

9. When there are...

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Random....Questions answer...

posted by moolah

Questions:
Do آپ think Eggs are disgusting?

Are dogs cute?

Do آپ fish?

Are آپ at the age where آپ can drink?

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

Do آپ have a boyfriend یا girlfriend?

Do آپ know who Hayley Steele is?

Have آپ ever watched Good Luck Charlie?

Ever taken a sponge bath?

Do آپ have your ears pierced?

Ever broken your butt?

چائے is…?

Ever READ Twilight Saga?

Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?

Ever wanted to die before?

Any siblings?

Chocolate Pie is Gross?

Do آپ have a cat?

Do آپ have a dog?

Have آپ ever had a baby?

Are آپ father یا a mother یا nothing?

Do آپ write stories?

Your best friend’s name is…?

If آپ had a catch phrase what would it be?

پسندیدہ singer?

Is Robert Pattinson hot یا what?

Yes یا No?

Black یا White?

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