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metal time!!!🤘🖤

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metal

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selena gomez

added by negar

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Random Ugly Betty Season 4 Cast Pics

added by musicfanaticXD

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Wrecking Ball Lyrics

posted by nmdis

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A love no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t آپ ever say I just walked away
I will always want آپ
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want آپ

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All آپ ever did was break me
Yeah, آپ wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put آپ high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, آپ let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

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A poem I made up in 5 منٹ from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with کتابیں scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to موسیقی but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.

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The Social Monsters: Cliques, Conformity, and Stereotypes:

posted by theatreprincess

There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over سے طرف کی the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...

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Harry Potter/ The Hunger Games crossover fanfic! Can آپ please give opinions?

posted by Face_of_Music

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at ہوم with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in love for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really love him, but I think that he really does love me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

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20 ways to survive in a horror movie

posted by LidiaIsabel

This مضمون belongs to link on Tumblr.

A quick run-down should آپ ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants آپ dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words آپ should YouTube, should آپ get the chance
-“Kevin بیکن in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...

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10 Things that usually annoys یا embarsses students at school

posted by Amaterasu_Sama

1) As soon as آپ come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on آپ (For a سوال آپ do not know)
3)Girls یا boys look at آپ and laugh but when آپ turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that آپ dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when آپ yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there

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Read some very funny answering machine messages

posted by australia-101

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to آپ as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If آپ are the phone company, I already sent the money. If آپ are my parents, please send money. If آپ are my financial aid institution, آپ didn't lend me enough money. If آپ are my friends, آپ owe me money. If آپ are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....

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How to be annoying at a Funeral

posted by ShadowProve13

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...

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My random story

posted by The_Random_Guy

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A بھیڑیا named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do آپ want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." جوابات Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are آپ doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between Hetalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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eminem songs

posted by mehere

سب, سب سے اوپر 24 eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope آپ like this one better than the first one please leave a تبصرہ if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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50 سب, سب سے اوپر randomest Sentences (And yes i got it from the person who made 100 سب, سب سے اوپر words)

posted by RiverIce

100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: سیب, ایپل pie... یا Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our love آپ lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we love him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our love is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we love be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape یا form.
6.Guys آپ should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with آپ (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly love we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When آپ (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are آپ up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any جنک, فضول food یا soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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"Are آپ a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF آپ ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS فہرست AND IF آپ DO ANYTHING ON THIS فہرست SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF آپ DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR آپ GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO آپ HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS یا WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO آپ TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS آپ CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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A bunch of Random Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything آپ can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 منٹ looking at the مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس box because it کہا "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny Quotes From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. آپ can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say آپ should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching ویژن ٹیلی سے طرف کی candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find ویژن ٹیلی very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...