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1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who جوابات سے طرف کی saying things like;
"Why did آپ call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random مضمون like this.

4. At walmart یا somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, یا a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off آپ aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so آپ aren't the one stressed on birth control , آپ do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 منٹ tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell آپ at what گھنٹہ to be ہوم when آپ in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ہوم as a teenager cause your parents...

Hi! :)
Here are the سب, سب سے اوپر ten to impress the guy آپ like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what آپ want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its مزید important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my دوستوں heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she کہا thanks...