Food Court Musical

added by Monrose

Real musical.

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ellamcewenasker ROFL!

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend آپ i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a ماہ so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are آپ in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what آپ mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for آپ !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate آپ !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO آپ EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 سیکنڈ till آپ all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time آپ turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him یا her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he یا she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the تندور on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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75 Completely Random and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If آپ keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical مچھلی stores.

4.A Wisconsin فورک لفٹ, فارکلافٹ operator for a Miller بیئر distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper دکھانا him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her آپ love her.

5. Call her before آپ sleep and after آپ wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease آپ back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her پسندیدہ movie with her یا her پسندیدہ دکھائیں even if آپ think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. آپ have to tell a guy what آپ really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys love their moms یا grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. آپ can never understand him unless آپ listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

added by emma-janee

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posted by scarlet009

not سے طرف کی me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot یا putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on سب, سب سے اوپر of the high board and say آپ won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because آپ have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend آپ can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to پار, صلیب the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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Abstract art

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ڈیسک and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid یا a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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Random پیپر وال

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Fantasy قلعہ

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Source: ewallpapers.org

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The Schizophrenic House

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hi

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Source: my awesomeness

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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The Crazy & True Things I've Seen People Driving Do!

posted by MileySelena982

These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how آپ looked مزید important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If آپ think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone reading the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...

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5 مزید Band Everyone Should Know

posted by Renesmee_XD

There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. یا the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an مضمون here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...

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10 facts about you.

posted by cute20k

1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. آپ didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did آپ notice I skipped number three.
7. آپ don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that آپ silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then آپ realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But آپ remember that a fact is something that can be proven right یا wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. آپ wish آپ never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch آپ with the missing number this time. یا did I?
14. آپ wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. آپ totally forgot I was only supposed to tell آپ ten facts.