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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time آپ lick a stamp.

-It takes مزید calories to eat a piece of اجوائن, اجمود than the اجوائن, اجمود provides آپ with.

-Many people think eating مچھلی makes آپ مزید intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...

I am often starting to be a پرستار of something but If آپ are پرستار of somebody/something there can always be a situation when آپ will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that یا something simmilar. But then آپ start to feel distracted. آپ don't know what to start with. Maybe آپ are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help آپ to stop being a پرستار easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So آپ just understood that آپ don't like this thing anymore? Lets...

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny آپ think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: اگلے to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: اگلے to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...