1. When آپ get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend آپ are deaf.
4. If he asks if آپ knew how fast آپ were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if آپ can see his gun.
6. When he says آپ aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him سے طرف کی his first name.
11. Pretend you...
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