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A comedic spin on pop culture vampires and scary فلمیں in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I love this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a دکھائیں that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I love this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I love the characters. It's interesting and funny, I love that its not a typical Disney comedy and I love that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and quotes and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If آپ don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause آپ are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. آپ think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde یا skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of candy
7. آپ can do anything-but not everything
8. آپ may be physically...
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posted by chillyneon
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell آپ a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told آپ to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If آپ die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The مقبول girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my شرٹ, قمیض on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If آپ are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this نشست empty?
آپ = Yes and this one will be too if آپ sit here.

I'll write مزید soon!!!
 Emmanuel کرن, رے as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. تصویر courtesy Fruit District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel کرن, رے will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted سے طرف کی actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted سے طرف کی Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits اگلے Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have آپ tried دکھانا him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like آپ - very homosexually.
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - مچھلی Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first دن of 7th grade I was so excited to see my دوستوں after summer yay. Well the first دن of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my دوستوں Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m ہوم and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She کہا “I might come back to page اگلے semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! آپ call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! آپ DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All آپ are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has مزید dick! I have an army of Red Coats! آپ have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so آپ guy will need a babysitter!


*10 منٹ later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 منٹ later*
Amber:I wuv چائے parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are آپ doing?
Amber:Having a چائے party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President یا Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a سال plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
posted by pollydbookworm
This بتھ, مرغابی walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the بتھ, مرغابی leaves.

The اگلے day, the بتھ, مرغابی returns and asks, "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the بتھ, مرغابی leaves.

The دن after that, the بتھ, مرغابی walks in the store again and asks "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told آپ no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if آپ come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every دن at school is the same
2. آپ never know if your braids look digusting یا not
3. آپ are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. آپ would like to think that people notice یا even think about آپ but آپ are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows یا cares about
5. آپ worry people will write nasty تبصرے on your fanpop مضمون that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all آپ do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When آپ only really have like 3 دوستوں at school and 2 of them...
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The دکھائیں SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The دکھائیں SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed سے طرف کی a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine منٹ of the دکھائیں may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob یا Caillou, in which تصاویر change مزید slowly, یا to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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I'm putting two funny مضامین together in one, hope آپ enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would آپ know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what آپ need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some food while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ was when Tina got ہوم she saw what the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their ہوم the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ was hiding in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ cupboard as it chuckled...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 منٹ power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course آپ sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the سب, سب سے اوپر off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are آپ discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, سیکنڈ i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her بیلٹ, پٹی serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got ہوم my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started reading it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 سیکنڈ later i hear my mother scream off the سب, سب سے اوپر of her lungs LILLY GET آپ BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she کہا uuummm my homework...
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posted by kinga10111
..... Random Facts .....

If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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