Hope آپ enjoy this hilarious condom challenge compilation!

added by FunkyCatworks

A little bit of water, one condom and one friend with a great sense of humour - that's all آپ need for a condom challenge! The rest is up to gravity:)

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Runaway ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

On the سٹریٹ, گلی where آپ live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But آپ were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word آپ said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see آپ out on the streets
Call me for...

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Me Without آپ ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s just آپ and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging سے طرف کی a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...

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Hair ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I love آپ sugar
Yeah this is what آپ do
When آپ run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make آپ stay
You’re the only one that keeps me singing la la la
I love to smell your t-shirt
I like the way آپ are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what آپ do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what آپ do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how آپ do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...

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What If ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who آپ playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there سے طرف کی my side

When آپ say that آپ want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need آپ baby
Would آپ even try to save me
Or would آپ find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I کہا I love you
Would آپ be the one to run to
Or would آپ watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...

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Tell Me Lies ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want آپ to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather آپ not be so sincere

How cold could آپ be
What would آپ do if آپ were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my دل it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, love is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...

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Masquerade ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that آپ want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything آپ choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make آپ happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this love we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...

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Acting Out ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t آپ judge سے طرف کی the cover it’s so far from what آپ see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on آپ to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give آپ something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m acting out

Set me free, I’m ready to دکھائیں you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a دکھائیں what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m acting out

Welcome to a new...

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Suddenly ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to دکھائیں the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...

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Don't Touch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...

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Over It ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When آپ tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies آپ tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my دل was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...

2

Goin' Crazy ~ AshleyTisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, ارے boy
Gotta make آپ mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, ارے boy
You’re really laid back and آپ play it smooth
Hey boy, ارے boy
I see the way آپ اقدام from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish آپ knew, what آپ do
I can’t take my eyes off...

2

Positivity ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(I gotta get some baby
Won’t آپ دکھائیں me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What مزید do آپ want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please دکھائیں me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...

2

Unlove آپ ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...

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Remember that twat Luv_4_Bieber?

posted by _ColorBlind_

Hey..

So,

Remember me? Of course آپ don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights پہلے and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<

I guess this is a welcome back post? مزید like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY.

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PEOPLE THINKING 9/11 IS FOR JOKING IN YOUTUBE! THIS IS SERIUS!

posted by roxifoxi1000

Am sure آپ all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people سے طرف کی where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out ویڈیوز about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that سے طرف کی just looking at the title, آپ know it was made سے طرف کی someone who lacks a soul. here is the عنوان of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when آپ think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...

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Meme Image

posted by -Yusha-

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1

my poem about flippy

posted by flippy_fan210

He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if آپ say Vietnam he'll stab آپ with a fork
if آپ say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if آپ call for help he'll stab آپ in the butt.
Never run because آپ know he'll catch you
he might torture یا just plain kill you.
Run for cover, مزید like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if آپ run یا cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...

the hunger games, htf style

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Flippy

chapter 1
It was a normal دن for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It کہا on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, آپ have been chosen...

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10 things boys should know about girls

posted by CuteBlossom123

1) آپ guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want آپ showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way آپ can tell a girl likes آپ is when she's out of words when آپ talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks آپ if آپ like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...

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10 ways to get kicked out of a store

posted by koalagirl9

10. Tell a random person آپ love them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big یا for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how آپ look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs