Family guy Italians - compilation (part 2)

Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...

Everything آپ can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every سال in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a مقبول food in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...

Be proud of your gender
Reasons why آپ shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 سیکنڈ flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. آپ know stuff about tanks

4. A five دن vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. آپ can open all your own jars

7. Old دوستوں don't give آپ crap if you've gained weight

8. Your پچھواڑے, گدا is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A بیئر gut does not make آپ invisible to the opposite sex

11. آپ can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. آپ can kill your own...

سال of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the چوہا symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...

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Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has مزید donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played سے طرف کی over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...