Finger Pals

1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and آپ don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask آپ a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what آپ کہا right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. آپ should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were آپ talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan آپ money, tell them آپ just filed for bankruptcy and آپ could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, یا is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If آپ get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping یا whatever. See how long that commission...