This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the سٹریٹ, گلی with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.
Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten سے طرف کی parasprites, and now آپ want me to buy آپ a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are آپ in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at Christmas time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, آپ can blame the director of this دکھائیں for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat کتیا, کتيا out.
Spike: I bet آپ can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a آگ کے, آگ hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat کتیا, کتيا must be high on drugs, یا somethin'.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are آپ doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: آپ must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do آپ even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need آپ tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that گلابی German is fucked up.
Later, Twilight did some مزید snooping.
Robotnik: Snooping as-
Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the Youtube Poops.
Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, آپ don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit سے طرف کی an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
آپ think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.
Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! آپ کہا something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. آپ predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed سے طرف کی random shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did آپ survive being crushed سے طرف کی a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would آپ like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do آپ do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew آپ was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what آپ Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*
30 منٹ later.
Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!
Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?
Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: ارے nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit سے طرف کی a car if آپ پار, صلیب the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car سے طرف کی running me over. I'll prove it to آپ right now.
Spike: *Crossing the street, but gets hit سے طرف کی a '56 Buick*
ٹٹو in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this مزید often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend. The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the سٹریٹ, گلی with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.
Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten سے طرف کی parasprites, and now آپ want me to buy آپ a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are آپ in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at Christmas time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, آپ can blame the director of this دکھائیں for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat کتیا, کتيا out.
Spike: I bet آپ can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a آگ کے, آگ hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat کتیا, کتيا must be high on drugs, یا somethin'.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are آپ doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: آپ must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do آپ even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need آپ tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that گلابی German is fucked up.
Later, Twilight did some مزید snooping.
Robotnik: Snooping as-
Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the Youtube Poops.
Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, آپ don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit سے طرف کی an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
آپ think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.
Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! آپ کہا something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. آپ predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed سے طرف کی random shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did آپ survive being crushed سے طرف کی a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would آپ like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do آپ do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew آپ was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what آپ Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*
30 منٹ later.
Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!
Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?
Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: ارے nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit سے طرف کی a car if آپ پار, صلیب the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car سے طرف کی running me over. I'll prove it to آپ right now.
Spike: *Crossing the street, but gets hit سے طرف کی a '56 Buick*
ٹٹو in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this مزید often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend. The End
