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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the سٹریٹ, گلی with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten سے طرف کی parasprites, and now آپ want me to buy آپ a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are آپ in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at Christmas time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, آپ can blame the director of this دکھائیں for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat کتیا, کتيا out.
Spike: I bet آپ can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a آگ کے, آگ hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat کتیا, کتيا must be high on drugs, یا somethin'.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****

Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are آپ doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: آپ must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do آپ even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need آپ tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that گلابی German is fucked up.

Later, Twilight did some مزید snooping.

Robotnik: Snooping as-

Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the Youtube Poops.

Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, آپ don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit سے طرف کی an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

آپ think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.

Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! آپ کہا something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. آپ predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed سے طرف کی random shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did آپ survive being crushed سے طرف کی a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would آپ like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do آپ do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew آپ was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what آپ Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*

30 منٹ later.

Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!

Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?

Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: ارے nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit سے طرف کی a car if آپ پار, صلیب the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car سے طرف کی running me over. I'll prove it to آپ right now.

Spike: *Crossing the street, but gets hit سے طرف کی a '56 Buick*
ٹٹو in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this مزید often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend. The End
Song: link

Johnny: *Polishing his Plymouth*
Sean: *Stops at a nearby station* What do آپ say we finally see who's the fastest?
Johnny: You're on.
Kevin: The race is finally on!
Mily: Is it?
Liam: Your silver friend is going against the CIA agent.
Kevin: And I'm the host for tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We'll see who wins the race after we دکھائیں آپ an episode of Johnny Lightning, and Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls.

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But...
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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better محفوظ than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....
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Song: link

Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're عملی حکمت characters, and آپ live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* ارے guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine...
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Song (Start at 4:16): link

Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great موسیقی for you.
Skywalker: Did آپ forget that we have a دکھائیں to run?
Master Sword: You're the host آپ know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last دکھائیں of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...
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Song: link

Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.

Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.

Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes سے طرف کی with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down سے طرف کی a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great دکھائیں for you. The schedule is down below.

Part 1 - Now

Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G

Part 2 - 8:30

On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14

Theme song...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Song: link


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome...
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posted by Canada24
Saten Twist as Stan

Trixie Lulamoone/Twist as Francine

Master Sword as Roger

Derpy as Steve




Saten, Derpy, Sword and Trixie are driving around in a stagecoach. Sword and Derpy are now engaged, as Sword is actually very loyal to her. Even if he doesn't always دکھائیں it.

Saten (driving, with Trixie beside him the other two in the back): Who's excited for our trip to the supermarket, gang?!

Derpy: I am!

Sword: Me, too!

Trixie: Wowee!

Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.

Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the frozen food aisle.

(They pass سے طرف کی a Farmers Market)

Trixie: Hmm,...
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Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the کشتی stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took آپ so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. آپ know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR آپ SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do آپ think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and آپ won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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Song: www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=76&v=tIyOtMYne...ogo

Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad آپ had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for آپ to enjoy tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Trainz - Bak 2 Bak

Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin*...
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Song: link

Johnny: *Driving his Volkswagen Karmann Ghia through Stuttgart*

Episode 13: Hot Tarmac

List of guest stars

Matthias Schweighöfer as Ferris Bollander
Michelle Hunziker as Talia Volker
Daniel Craig as Discord

Narrator: I had the right car for this assignment. I was hoping to also have the right connections.
Johnny: *Stops at a intersection, then turns right*
Narrator: I had to prove Mexico's innocence سے طرف کی finding out who really shot those missiles into England.
Johnny: *Stops at a cafe, and gets out of his car. He hits the red button on his watch, making the car disappear. He walks into the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Johnny was playing another round of pool. This time, he was playing with Ivanka, while President Trump was getting something special.

Narrator: Something about Pool always kept my mind at ease. It's a fun game, which requires patience just to knock a ball into a hole with a stick.
Johnny: *Hits the 8-ball in a side pocket*
Ivanka: How do آپ keep doing it?
Johnny: If I told you, you'd be beating me all the time.
Ivanka: *Shrugs* Fair point.
Trump: *Arrives* Look what I brought. *Puts a chess board on a nearby table*
Johnny: I should've known you'd bring this up again.
Trump: Worried that I'll win?
Johnny:...
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Song: link

Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: آپ must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for آپ right now.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run سے طرف کی five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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Note: Harry Potter was created سے طرف کی J. K. Rowling and is a film series owned سے طرف کی Warner Bros. This story is for Fanfiction.net and this website.

Hermione Granger woke up, while being excited for the Saturday ahead of her. She had been hired for the responsibility of cleaning and guarding Severus Snape's car, while he and Albus Dumbledore were at a boring meeting. She didn't know who had been hired to protect Dumbledore's car, but she hoped Dumbledore had hired somebody that had a good reputation and followed the rules. She was getting a few hundred dollars, which she was excited about.

Hermione...
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Song: link

Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did آپ eat?
Eula: ٹیکو bell. You're girls. Why don't آپ fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.

8 PM - Now

Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina عملی حکمت - Bak2Bak

Con Mane has returned.

We...
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Song: link

Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if آپ won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How آپ guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the سیکنڈ half of our دکھائیں here for آپ tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy...
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Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for random characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing اگلے to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: آپ WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader*...
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Tom: *Skiing down a slope* It's a nice دن for skiing. I sure hope no one tries to kill me.
Warner Brothers Assassins: Kill him! He's been making fun of our company for too long!!!
Tom: Oh great.
Warner Brothers Assassins: *Shooting at Tom, but their bullets only hit the snow*
Twilight: *Playing black jack with Applejack, and Rarity* Man, I ain't losin' to losers like you.
Tom: *Jumps over them*
Applejack: What was that?!
Warner Bros Assassin: *Crashes into their table*
Mily: *Stops at a station* I'm here for my اگلے cameo.
Tom: *Jumps over her* And it's over!!
Mily: Ah!! *Backs up*
Warner Bros...
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