GIRL THINKS SHE IS PREGNANT WITH BABY JESUS

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the سٹریٹ, گلی with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten سے طرف کی parasprites, and now آپ want me to buy آپ a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are آپ in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon....

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It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the ساحل سمندر, بیچ with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: آپ haven't کہا that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic...

Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was مزید happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an مالٹا, نارنگی car. Not only did he آگ کے, آگ Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until...

قوس قزح Dash drove her car out of Pontiac.

Pinkie Pie: Do آپ zhink anyone is following us?
Rainbow Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that آپ think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
Rainbow Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an مالٹا, نارنگی car behind her* Remember seeing an مالٹا, نارنگی Chevrolet Nova?
Rainbow Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows قوس قزح Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*...

It was a beautiful دن in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, قوس قزح Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that آپ would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until آپ get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let آپ down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, قوس قزح Dash met an earth ٹٹو named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...