GIRL THINKS SHE IS PREGNANT WITH BABY JESUS

Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose*...

Song: link

Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if آپ won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How آپ guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the سیکنڈ half of our دکھائیں here for آپ tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy...

Song: link

Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for random characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing اگلے to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: آپ WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader*...

Song: link

Tom: *Skiing down a slope* It's a nice دن for skiing. I sure hope no one tries to kill me.
Warner Brothers Assassins: Kill him! He's been making fun of our company for too long!!!
Tom: Oh great.
Warner Brothers Assassins: *Shooting at Tom, but their bullets only hit the snow*
Twilight: *Playing black jack with Applejack, and Rarity* Man, I ain't losin' to losers like you.
Tom: *Jumps over them*
Applejack: What was that?!
Warner Bros Assassin: *Crashes into their table*
Mily: *Stops at a station* I'm here for my اگلے cameo.
Tom: *Jumps over her* And it's over!!
Mily: Ah!! *Backs up*
Warner Bros...

Song: link

Salt Lake City, 1966

Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into بستر with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his car with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor اگلے to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Challenger

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief...

Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right اگلے to-
Buttercup: Enough of that intro! We already heard it in the pilot episode.
Announcer: Um, sorry. Today, Sean took the Powerpuff Girls into Wal-Mart, in a town 12 miles away from Milford, called Flemington.
Sean: *Pushing a shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ with the Powerpuff Girls sitting in it* Okay girls, remember, I only have 35 dollars. آپ can get whatever آپ want as long as we don't go over budget.
Bubbles: What's a budget?
Sean: A budget is a... well....
Blossom: آپ don't know what it is?
Sean: It's got something to do with money.

The four...

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, یا chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle اگلے to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies چرا لیا, چوری کی the Golden Spike.

Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give آپ permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until آپ find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.

Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.

Irish...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with applejack کی, اپپلیجاک in Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...

Song: link

Kevin: *Sitting down, drinking a soda*
Mr. Nut: Pride And Joy ladies and gentlemen, سے طرف کی Stevie کرن, رے Vaughan.
Mily: Nice choice. *Passes سے طرف کی with five passenger cars*
Mr. Nut: After all this time, we're finally back, and I am your host سے طرف کی the way. My name is Mr. Nut, and I am from The Nut House. Our schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz
Trainz

8:30 PM

On The Block
The Nut House

Mr. Nut: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will begin now.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run سے طرف کی five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains...

Song: link

Kevin & Liam: *Running past several buildings*
Wayne: Come back here you!!!
Eddie: What did they do to Wayne this time?
Alex: They offered him a drink.
Eddie: What?
Alex: I know. Ridiculous, but I saw the whole thing.
Wayne: My pride is ruined thanks to آپ two!!
Annie: *Watching the chase* Okay. That was odd. Anyways, my name is Annie from On The Block, and I'm your hostess tonight. We have a good دکھائیں for آپ tonight. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

Annie: Enjoy two episodes of Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

Theme Song: link...

Song (Start at 0:51): link

Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will دکھائیں the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do آپ know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...

Song: link

Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops اگلے to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your دکھائیں takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: قوس قزح Dash! How come آپ got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have آپ seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* آپ want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

Song: link

Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't آپ already host with James? Besides, I don't آپ think آپ want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from مزید rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & دوستوں will be up اگلے followed سے طرف کی Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One دن at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...

Song: link

Meanwhile, at a place full of Nazi flags.

Jade: *Watching her workers make shipping پرستار fictions*
Workers: *Tired, and feeling miserable*
Worker 94: This girl is from Mississippi, how come she supports the Nazis?
Worker 66: It's just her interest in shipping.
Jade: Everyone will love shipping, and be sexually attracted to My Little Pony, just like me!
Worker 74: *Walks into Jade's office*
Jade: *Turns off the music* What?
Worker 74: SeanTheHedgehog is at it again.
Jade: What do آپ mean?!
Worker 74: He's made another successful fanfic.
Jade: Unacceptable! We must find his headquarters in New...

Milford, New Jersey

Frank: *Walking into Milford with his wife Martha after crossing the Delaware River from Upper Black Eddy*
Martha: After living in Detroit, I must say this is a better experience.
Frank: I think so too.

They were walking past a bakery, when they saw a blue blur pass them.

Martha: What was that?
Frank: I don't know, but it looked like he went to the right. Come on. *Goes to the right, with Marsha following*

After two منٹ of walking, Frank, and Marsha saw a brick house on the left. The blue blur they saw earlier passed them again, going into the house.

Frank: Let's go in.
Martha:...