I have heard some very strange things from people over the years, and for the last سال یا so I've kept a فہرست of the best ones I hear.
So I thought it would be a good idea to share these with the world.
And of course to make it مزید interesting, absolutely no context will be given.
Enjoy.
"Help! I'm being attacked سے طرف کی evil celery!" -me, 2017
"Looks like the AAAARGH!!! was full!" -me, 2018
"Oh no! My succubus!" -me, 2018
"I don't remember the kumquats..." -my dad, 2018
"I think I'm gonna cut the child." -Emilio, 2018
"If you're gonna get a baby, might as well buy them in bulk." -Teague, 2018
"So basically...
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