Link: Okay, so, who is the اگلے helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the اگلے person on the فہرست is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think آپ should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't آپ help me? I need آپ to go and kill a bunch of Moblins and take there necklaces, that way, I can sell them for lots of money. Do this and I will reward آپ handsomely.
Link: I like آپ already. Okay, but, first, I need to see your daughter (Just think of the sex we'll have)
(A few منٹ later)
Maggie: (Deep voice) I am a beautiful woman
Link: OH GOD, I THINK I'M GAY NOW!
Maggie: Can آپ help me
Link: As long as it gets me away from آپ sooner
Maggie: آپ see, I met this man at the Forsaken Fortress. He was a nice man named Moe. But, once I came here, I couldn't see him. Please, can آپ go and talk to him.
Link: Moe, huh... Fine
(Later, at the Forsaken Fortress)
Tetra: Glad you're helping her with her love problem
Link: Sure, Tetra.
(Later)
Moe: Hey..... Are you.... uh....
Link: A hero, آپ dumbass
Moe: That's it.... Hey, can آپ give this letter... to....... uh
Link: Maggie
Moe: That's it
Link: Well, I could, but, آپ have a ہار I need
Moe: Necklace?
Link: That thing around your neck. I want it
Moe: Uh............... no
Link: Okay then
(Later)
Tetra: LINK
Link: Hey, he didn't give it to me, plus he worked for Ganondorf.
Tetra: That doesn't mean آپ should kill him
Link: Oh, don't worry, Maggie won't know I killed him
Tetra: آپ better have had a good reason to kill him.
Link: I did
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Maggie's Father: Here is the money I promised
Tetra: Just....... Just fuck it
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Well, the اگلے person on the فہرست is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think آپ should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't آپ help me? I need آپ to go and kill a bunch of Moblins and take there necklaces, that way, I can sell them for lots of money. Do this and I will reward آپ handsomely.
Link: I like آپ already. Okay, but, first, I need to see your daughter (Just think of the sex we'll have)
(A few منٹ later)
Maggie: (Deep voice) I am a beautiful woman
Link: OH GOD, I THINK I'M GAY NOW!
Maggie: Can آپ help me
Link: As long as it gets me away from آپ sooner
Maggie: آپ see, I met this man at the Forsaken Fortress. He was a nice man named Moe. But, once I came here, I couldn't see him. Please, can آپ go and talk to him.
Link: Moe, huh... Fine
(Later, at the Forsaken Fortress)
Tetra: Glad you're helping her with her love problem
Link: Sure, Tetra.
(Later)
Moe: Hey..... Are you.... uh....
Link: A hero, آپ dumbass
Moe: That's it.... Hey, can آپ give this letter... to....... uh
Link: Maggie
Moe: That's it
Link: Well, I could, but, آپ have a ہار I need
Moe: Necklace?
Link: That thing around your neck. I want it
Moe: Uh............... no
Link: Okay then
(Later)
Tetra: LINK
Link: Hey, he didn't give it to me, plus he worked for Ganondorf.
Tetra: That doesn't mean آپ should kill him
Link: Oh, don't worry, Maggie won't know I killed him
Tetra: آپ better have had a good reason to kill him.
Link: I did
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Maggie's Father: Here is the money I promised
Tetra: Just....... Just fuck it
TO BE CONTINUED
So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs یا any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative یا thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but مزید of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK آپ (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the اگلے Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are آپ still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK آپ (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the اگلے Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are آپ still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my پسندیدہ of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my پسندیدہ in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third سال of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...
(NOTE: This is an old مضمون I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)
Villains! Often the antagonist in a دکھائیں that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my پسندیدہ as well, so understand that before reading this article.
Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.
Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D
#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)
IF آپ THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Villains! Often the antagonist in a دکھائیں that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my پسندیدہ as well, so understand that before reading this article.
Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.
Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D
#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)
IF آپ THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
