Link: Okay, so, who is the اگلے helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the اگلے person on the فہرست is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think آپ should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't آپ help me? I need آپ to go and kill a bunch of Moblins and take there necklaces, that way, I can sell them for lots of money. Do this and I will reward آپ handsomely.
Link: I like آپ already. Okay, but, first, I need to see your daughter (Just think of the sex we'll have)
(A few منٹ later)
Maggie: (Deep voice) I am a beautiful woman
Link: OH GOD, I THINK I'M GAY NOW!
Maggie: Can آپ help me
Link: As long as it gets me away from آپ sooner
Maggie: آپ see, I met this man at the Forsaken Fortress. He was a nice man named Moe. But, once I came here, I couldn't see him. Please, can آپ go and talk to him.
Link: Moe, huh... Fine
(Later, at the Forsaken Fortress)
Tetra: Glad you're helping her with her love problem
Link: Sure, Tetra.
(Later)
Moe: Hey..... Are you.... uh....
Link: A hero, آپ dumbass
Moe: That's it.... Hey, can آپ give this letter... to....... uh
Link: Maggie
Moe: That's it
Link: Well, I could, but, آپ have a ہار I need
Moe: Necklace?
Link: That thing around your neck. I want it
Moe: Uh............... no
Link: Okay then
(Later)
Tetra: LINK
Link: Hey, he didn't give it to me, plus he worked for Ganondorf.
Tetra: That doesn't mean آپ should kill him
Link: Oh, don't worry, Maggie won't know I killed him
Tetra: آپ better have had a good reason to kill him.
Link: I did
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Maggie's Father: Here is the money I promised
Tetra: Just....... Just fuck it
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Well, the اگلے person on the فہرست is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think آپ should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't آپ help me? I need آپ to go and kill a bunch of Moblins and take there necklaces, that way, I can sell them for lots of money. Do this and I will reward آپ handsomely.
Link: I like آپ already. Okay, but, first, I need to see your daughter (Just think of the sex we'll have)
(A few منٹ later)
Maggie: (Deep voice) I am a beautiful woman
Link: OH GOD, I THINK I'M GAY NOW!
Maggie: Can آپ help me
Link: As long as it gets me away from آپ sooner
Maggie: آپ see, I met this man at the Forsaken Fortress. He was a nice man named Moe. But, once I came here, I couldn't see him. Please, can آپ go and talk to him.
Link: Moe, huh... Fine
(Later, at the Forsaken Fortress)
Tetra: Glad you're helping her with her love problem
Link: Sure, Tetra.
(Later)
Moe: Hey..... Are you.... uh....
Link: A hero, آپ dumbass
Moe: That's it.... Hey, can آپ give this letter... to....... uh
Link: Maggie
Moe: That's it
Link: Well, I could, but, آپ have a ہار I need
Moe: Necklace?
Link: That thing around your neck. I want it
Moe: Uh............... no
Link: Okay then
(Later)
Tetra: LINK
Link: Hey, he didn't give it to me, plus he worked for Ganondorf.
Tetra: That doesn't mean آپ should kill him
Link: Oh, don't worry, Maggie won't know I killed him
Tetra: آپ better have had a good reason to kill him.
Link: I did
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Maggie's Father: Here is the money I promised
Tetra: Just....... Just fuck it
TO BE CONTINUED
Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If آپ wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If آپ follow my laws, آپ will live long
آپ will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If آپ wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If آپ follow my laws, آپ will live long
آپ will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do