Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, آپ know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some random Pokemon in the گھاس یا something (Leaves)
Little Girl: Hey, آپ looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at آپ like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge آپ to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters a battle)
Little Girl: (Releases a Caterpie) This is my Caterpie. We’ve been دوستوں since he was little. And with him, I will defeat yo-
Wind: That’s great. I chose آپ Cubone (Releases a Cubone) This is my Cubone. He wears the skull of his dead mother. It’s cute, really.
Little Girl: Caterpie, use Snore
Caterpie: (Uses snore)
Cubone: (Not effective)
Wind: Okay, Cubone. Now bludgeon the thing to death
Little Girl: Wait, that’s not a move
Cubone: (Beats Caterpie with the bone)
Wind: (Watches)
Little Girl: (Watches in horror)
Cubone: (Walks back to Wind with a bone covered in blood)
Wind: Well, it looks like I win. And, if Pokemon logic is correct, the winner is rewarded with cash rewards and compliments. I’ll take those rewards now
Little Girl: (Crying, as she hands Wind money) آپ are….. a great trainer (Cries loudly)
Wind: I sure am
Team Rocket Leader: So what you’re saying, is that some boy, who is pretty much a sociopath, managed to beat our entire criminal organization with a goddamn Cubone?!
Team Rocket Member: …. Did we mention it knew bludgeon
Team Rocket Leader: (Sighs) All our hard work and we were defeated سے طرف کی a kid…. men, get the cyanide pills. Our lives our ruined.
Gary: Hey, Wind
Wind: Hello, douchebag
Gary: Looks like I became the Pokemon champion before you. How does it feel to know that I am a better trainer than you
Wind: Oh, it’s fine. Hey, how about we have a Pokemon battle. Just for fun
Gary: آپ must be stupid. But alright (Enters battle)
Gary: I choose you, Alakazam (Sends out Alakazam)
Wind: Aww, how cute. آپ think you’re better than me. (Sends out Heatran)
Gary: HEY, NO FAIR! THAT’S NOT A GEN ONE TYPE
Wind: Maybe not, but here’s the thing. Ever hear the moral, “Cheaters never prosper”. Well, I decided to fix that moral so it makes a bit مزید sense. Cheaters never prosper, unless their name is Wind. Okay, Heatran. Use “F**king Obliterate”.
Heatran: (Ends up killing Alakazam)
Gary: …….. Um….. I’m just gonna-
Wind: Heatran, leave no survivors (Heatran burns down the building, killing everyone inside as Wind leaves) And that is how I became a Pokemon master
Wind’s Mother: … I knew I shouldn’t have let آپ leave on your Digimon adventure
Wind: Pokemon mom. Get it right
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, آپ know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some random Pokemon in the گھاس یا something (Leaves)
Little Girl: Hey, آپ looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at آپ like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge آپ to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters a battle)
Little Girl: (Releases a Caterpie) This is my Caterpie. We’ve been دوستوں since he was little. And with him, I will defeat yo-
Wind: That’s great. I chose آپ Cubone (Releases a Cubone) This is my Cubone. He wears the skull of his dead mother. It’s cute, really.
Little Girl: Caterpie, use Snore
Caterpie: (Uses snore)
Cubone: (Not effective)
Wind: Okay, Cubone. Now bludgeon the thing to death
Little Girl: Wait, that’s not a move
Cubone: (Beats Caterpie with the bone)
Wind: (Watches)
Little Girl: (Watches in horror)
Cubone: (Walks back to Wind with a bone covered in blood)
Wind: Well, it looks like I win. And, if Pokemon logic is correct, the winner is rewarded with cash rewards and compliments. I’ll take those rewards now
Little Girl: (Crying, as she hands Wind money) آپ are….. a great trainer (Cries loudly)
Wind: I sure am
Team Rocket Leader: So what you’re saying, is that some boy, who is pretty much a sociopath, managed to beat our entire criminal organization with a goddamn Cubone?!
Team Rocket Member: …. Did we mention it knew bludgeon
Team Rocket Leader: (Sighs) All our hard work and we were defeated سے طرف کی a kid…. men, get the cyanide pills. Our lives our ruined.
Gary: Hey, Wind
Wind: Hello, douchebag
Gary: Looks like I became the Pokemon champion before you. How does it feel to know that I am a better trainer than you
Wind: Oh, it’s fine. Hey, how about we have a Pokemon battle. Just for fun
Gary: آپ must be stupid. But alright (Enters battle)
Gary: I choose you, Alakazam (Sends out Alakazam)
Wind: Aww, how cute. آپ think you’re better than me. (Sends out Heatran)
Gary: HEY, NO FAIR! THAT’S NOT A GEN ONE TYPE
Wind: Maybe not, but here’s the thing. Ever hear the moral, “Cheaters never prosper”. Well, I decided to fix that moral so it makes a bit مزید sense. Cheaters never prosper, unless their name is Wind. Okay, Heatran. Use “F**king Obliterate”.
Heatran: (Ends up killing Alakazam)
Gary: …….. Um….. I’m just gonna-
Wind: Heatran, leave no survivors (Heatran burns down the building, killing everyone inside as Wind leaves) And that is how I became a Pokemon master
Wind’s Mother: … I knew I shouldn’t have let آپ leave on your Digimon adventure
Wind: Pokemon mom. Get it right
After the Rage Guy, this was the سیکنڈ of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed یا lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his سیکنڈ comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see آپ all اگلے time