Windwakerguy430 Article: Why Wind Should NOT Visit Pokemon

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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, آپ know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some random Pokemon in the گھاس یا something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, آپ looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at آپ like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge آپ to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters a battle)
Little Girl: (Releases a Caterpie) This is my Caterpie. We’ve been دوستوں since he was little. And with him, I will defeat yo-
Wind: That’s great. I chose آپ Cubone (Releases a Cubone) This is my Cubone. He wears the skull of his dead mother. It’s cute, really.
Little Girl: Caterpie, use Snore
Caterpie: (Uses snore)
Cubone: (Not effective)
Wind: Okay, Cubone. Now bludgeon the thing to death
Little Girl: Wait, that’s not a move
Cubone: (Beats Caterpie with the bone)
Wind: (Watches)
Little Girl: (Watches in horror)
Cubone: (Walks back to Wind with a bone covered in blood)
Wind: Well, it looks like I win. And, if Pokemon logic is correct, the winner is rewarded with cash rewards and compliments. I’ll take those rewards now
Little Girl: (Crying, as she hands Wind money) آپ are….. a great trainer (Cries loudly)
Wind: I sure am

Team Rocket Leader: So what you’re saying, is that some boy, who is pretty much a sociopath, managed to beat our entire criminal organization with a goddamn Cubone?!
Team Rocket Member: …. Did we mention it knew bludgeon
Team Rocket Leader: (Sighs) All our hard work and we were defeated سے طرف کی a kid…. men, get the cyanide pills. Our lives our ruined.

Gary: Hey, Wind
Wind: Hello, douchebag
Gary: Looks like I became the Pokemon champion before you. How does it feel to know that I am a better trainer than you
Wind: Oh, it’s fine. Hey, how about we have a Pokemon battle. Just for fun
Gary: آپ must be stupid. But alright (Enters battle)
Gary: I choose you, Alakazam (Sends out Alakazam)
Wind: Aww, how cute. آپ think you’re better than me. (Sends out Heatran)
Gary: HEY, NO FAIR! THAT’S NOT A GEN ONE TYPE
Wind: Maybe not, but here’s the thing. Ever hear the moral, “Cheaters never prosper”. Well, I decided to fix that moral so it makes a bit مزید sense. Cheaters never prosper, unless their name is Wind. Okay, Heatran. Use “F**king Obliterate”.
Heatran: (Ends up killing Alakazam)
Gary: …….. Um….. I’m just gonna-
Wind: Heatran, leave no survivors (Heatran burns down the building, killing everyone inside as Wind leaves) And that is how I became a Pokemon master
Wind’s Mother: … I knew I shouldn’t have let آپ leave on your Digimon adventure
Wind: Pokemon mom. Get it right

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Seanthehedgehog Oh, that was great! I'd probably end up doing exactly the same thing if I ended up in the world of Pokemon.

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 3: Godai: Elemental Force

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed سے طرف کی the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a سال after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss یا even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

The سب, سب سے اوپر 100 - #24: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are شائقین of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack سے طرف کی dragons. So, with the use of...

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Windwakerguy430's سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Video Game Villains

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, آپ always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, آپ don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 50 - Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی 2010 (Day 20 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done سے طرف کی Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for آپ all, not a Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.

Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

SJW Attack X-Men Apocalypse Ad of Choking Mystique - SJW Rant - AlphaOmegaSin

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Pervert

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Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: آپ know, آپ shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did آپ hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase آپ forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a درخت stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. آپ look very adorable. I gotta take آپ to meet some friends....

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Windwakerguy430's سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Pointless Video Game Moments

posted by Windwakerguy430

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality سے طرف کی making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.

#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get آپ a new weapon, levels آپ up, یا gives آپ money. However, there are THOSE survivors. آپ know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy vs Jason spoof

posted by Canada24

Freddy started the story سے طرف کی narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms سٹریٹ, گلی (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

Corner of Horror - 145: SWERY Month, "Week" Final: Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise

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…. I suck at keeping a schedule

Would it even matter calling this SWERY ماہ at this point? It’s مزید like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted پچھواڑے, گدا schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big ماہ long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we اقدام on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by Windwakerguy430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where آپ play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my پسندیدہ video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

The سب, سب سے اوپر 100 - #61: Halo: Combat Evolved

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...

MACK Part Five: Heartbreak Hotel

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*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if آپ aren’t too busy, maybe...

Original Story: Psy-Bio

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved سے طرف کی a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

سب, سب سے اوپر 15 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Songs - #1 - Staff Roll

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What's Your Take - مضمون 140 - BOMBy Test

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آپ know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only cartoons on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one دکھائیں that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this دکھائیں started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of ویژن ٹیلی limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only دکھائیں saved سے طرف کی Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

What's Your Take - مضمون 106 - Fails Doll

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if آپ play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell آپ all that this story sucks. Or, مزید importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack کہا it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Void Flashbacks: Ironic

posted by FrostyBlazer

Henry: so... what are آپ working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 سال old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are آپ in here?

Henry: I just want to know what آپ are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the دن this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world

Grand Theft Auto Crossover

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My Little Pornstar Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, آپ can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought آپ liked Rarity....