Wind: (Walks down the street, noticing everyone on their phones) What the hell is going on?
Cody: Wind (Holds up phone) Don’t move. There’s a Pikajew right اگلے to you
Wind: What?
Cody: A Pikajew. I gotta catch it
Wind: Cody, what are آپ talking about
Cody: آپ didn’t hear? There’s this new mobile game out right now. Pocket-Man. Gotta hunt ‘em all. Don’t آپ play it?
Wind: I don’t have a phone because I have self respect
Cody: Oh, you’re missing out. Just look at all these awesome Pocket-Men. Pikajew, Baulbaspore, Arsonist, Squirter, Innuendo, Innuendo, Bird, Rat, Another Bird, Snake, Shredder, Queen, King, Fruity, Foxx, Marshimallow, Bat, Mary Juana, Genital Warts, Infestation, Penis Orgy, Cat Creature, Dumbe, Southerner, Tig, Polly, Spooner, Steroids, Plant, Rapey, Gay Dude, Pwnyo, Special Needs, Electrowaves, Bird, Inbred Bird, Endangero, Dirto, Shello, Gaso, Rocko, Pedo, Krabs, Balls, Stillborns, Mommy Issues, Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, Throat Cancer, Rhinoh, Prego, Tentacle Rape, Abusive Mother, Horsee, Fish, Stary, Unloved Child, Psycho Killer, Transvestite, Door
Wind: آپ done yet?
Cody: Hold on. Bird, Bird, Bird, Electric Starter, آگ کے, آگ Starter, Animal Torture, Nature’s Mistake, Shitty Joke Character, Turtley, Afterbirth, لومڑی #1, لومڑی #2, لومڑی #3, لومڑی #4, and لومڑی #5: Edgey, The 80s, Snail, Freddy, Diabetes, Dragon Monster, Jew, Jewtwo, and Bill.
Wind: آپ done?
Cody: Yep
Wind: آپ know that this is all a scam right?
Cody: But it’s free to play
Wind: Look. There’s a time and a place to do stupid shit. But apparently, this game has people too distracted to do anything
Cody: Please. What’s the worst that will happen. The creators of the game will use this to take over the world
Wind: That would be buttfuck retarded

(At Mind @#$% Studios)
President: How is the Pocket-Man game?
Employee: Well, our stocks have been skyrocketing. We’ve even surpassed companies like Baloney
President: (Grins evilly) Perfect. Today, we dominate the stock market. Tomorrow, we dominate…. THE WORLD! (Laughs evilly)