Wind: (Walks down the street, noticing everyone on their phones) What the hell is going on?
Cody: Wind (Holds up phone) Don’t move. There’s a Pikajew right اگلے to you
Wind: What?
Cody: A Pikajew. I gotta catch it
Wind: Cody, what are آپ talking about
Cody: آپ didn’t hear? There’s this new mobile game out right now. Pocket-Man. Gotta hunt ‘em all. Don’t آپ play it?
Wind: I don’t have a phone because I have self respect
Cody: Oh, you’re missing out. Just look at all these awesome Pocket-Men. Pikajew, Baulbaspore, Arsonist, Squirter, Innuendo, Innuendo, Bird, Rat, Another Bird, Snake, Shredder, Queen, King, Fruity, Foxx, Marshimallow, Bat, Mary Juana, Genital Warts, Infestation, Penis Orgy, Cat Creature, Dumbe, Southerner, Tig, Polly, Spooner, Steroids, Plant, Rapey, Gay Dude, Pwnyo, Special Needs, Electrowaves, Bird, Inbred Bird, Endangero, Dirto, Shello, Gaso, Rocko, Pedo, Krabs, Balls, Stillborns, Mommy Issues, Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, Throat Cancer, Rhinoh, Prego, Tentacle Rape, Abusive Mother, Horsee, Fish, Stary, Unloved Child, Psycho Killer, Transvestite, Door
Wind: آپ done yet?
Cody: Hold on. Bird, Bird, Bird, Electric Starter, آگ کے, آگ Starter, Animal Torture, Nature’s Mistake, Shitty Joke Character, Turtley, Afterbirth, لومڑی #1, لومڑی #2, لومڑی #3, لومڑی #4, and لومڑی #5: Edgey, The 80s, Snail, Freddy, Diabetes, Dragon Monster, Jew, Jewtwo, and Bill.
Wind: آپ done?
Cody: Yep
Wind: آپ know that this is all a scam right?
Cody: But it’s free to play
Wind: Look. There’s a time and a place to do stupid shit. But apparently, this game has people too distracted to do anything
Cody: Please. What’s the worst that will happen. The creators of the game will use this to take over the world
Wind: That would be buttfuck retarded
(At Mind @#$% Studios)
President: How is the Pocket-Man game?
Employee: Well, our stocks have been skyrocketing. We’ve even surpassed companies like Baloney
President: (Grins evilly) Perfect. Today, we dominate the stock market. Tomorrow, we dominate…. THE WORLD! (Laughs evilly)
Cody: Wind (Holds up phone) Don’t move. There’s a Pikajew right اگلے to you
Wind: What?
Cody: A Pikajew. I gotta catch it
Wind: Cody, what are آپ talking about
Cody: آپ didn’t hear? There’s this new mobile game out right now. Pocket-Man. Gotta hunt ‘em all. Don’t آپ play it?
Wind: I don’t have a phone because I have self respect
Cody: Oh, you’re missing out. Just look at all these awesome Pocket-Men. Pikajew, Baulbaspore, Arsonist, Squirter, Innuendo, Innuendo, Bird, Rat, Another Bird, Snake, Shredder, Queen, King, Fruity, Foxx, Marshimallow, Bat, Mary Juana, Genital Warts, Infestation, Penis Orgy, Cat Creature, Dumbe, Southerner, Tig, Polly, Spooner, Steroids, Plant, Rapey, Gay Dude, Pwnyo, Special Needs, Electrowaves, Bird, Inbred Bird, Endangero, Dirto, Shello, Gaso, Rocko, Pedo, Krabs, Balls, Stillborns, Mommy Issues, Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, Throat Cancer, Rhinoh, Prego, Tentacle Rape, Abusive Mother, Horsee, Fish, Stary, Unloved Child, Psycho Killer, Transvestite, Door
Wind: آپ done yet?
Cody: Hold on. Bird, Bird, Bird, Electric Starter, آگ کے, آگ Starter, Animal Torture, Nature’s Mistake, Shitty Joke Character, Turtley, Afterbirth, لومڑی #1, لومڑی #2, لومڑی #3, لومڑی #4, and لومڑی #5: Edgey, The 80s, Snail, Freddy, Diabetes, Dragon Monster, Jew, Jewtwo, and Bill.
Wind: آپ done?
Cody: Yep
Wind: آپ know that this is all a scam right?
Cody: But it’s free to play
Wind: Look. There’s a time and a place to do stupid shit. But apparently, this game has people too distracted to do anything
Cody: Please. What’s the worst that will happen. The creators of the game will use this to take over the world
Wind: That would be buttfuck retarded
(At Mind @#$% Studios)
President: How is the Pocket-Man game?
Employee: Well, our stocks have been skyrocketing. We’ve even surpassed companies like Baloney
President: (Grins evilly) Perfect. Today, we dominate the stock market. Tomorrow, we dominate…. THE WORLD! (Laughs evilly)
Well, this is a game I’ve been willing to talk about for a while. Madworld was a game for the Wii that I really loved, but with how much of a commercial failure it was, I doubt it would ever get a sequel. And thankfully, Anarchy Reigns came along to prove me wrong. And yes, I am well aware that it doesn’t count as a true sequel, since it’s so different, but look, there’s Jack, Black Baron, Rin Rin, and Big Bull. So it counts, shut up. Now let’s talk about why this game so so damn good. And I am aware I made a What’s Your Take about it, but….. We don’t talk about that.
Anarchy...
Sound: link
People: *Listening to the whistle as they stand سے طرف کی the train tracks*
Song (Start at 0:42): link
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Peter: I want her stopped immediately!
Dragovich: We are doing everything we can.
Peter: You're not trying hard enough! She needs to be stopped!
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