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Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are مزید than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a سب, سب سے اوپر five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s get the basics out of the way. Only one game per franchise, and only characters I have seen. Also, they have to be either major characters یا lead characters. With that being said, let us start the list.

~#5~

Man, Persona 3 was a great game. It had amazing characters, great story, and some of the darkest end game moments I’ve seen in a video game. It was so good… And then Persona 3: The Answer came along. I hate the Answer so much, and no one can convince me otherwise that it is good. It sucks and I hate it. And I also hate Yukari Takeba!

#5: Yukari from Persona 3 (The Answer)



The reason I put Yukari at a lower spot is, in the main game of Persona 3, she isn’t too bad. She was a lot مزید relatable and مزید enjoyable, though not the idle waifu for those that actually تاریخ fictional characters. She is far from the worst girl in a Persona game, assuming we stick to just the main game. But in The Answer, the side story آپ get if آپ buy Persona 3: FES like I did, I swear, Yukari got even worse. She remains distant from all of her friends, will snap at them for the slightest thing, and worst of all, will call everyone else in the group a coward and selfish simply because they don’t want to die for her own goal. And the worst part, nobody wants to work alongside her. Not a single person. Mitsuru only sticks سے طرف کی her side because Yukari did the same for her when she needed her the most. Yukari got even worse in this little side story, and it's a shame, since, one, I actually enjoyed her character in a way in the main game, and two, I believe she is meant to be the canon partner to the main character. I don’t know if she is, but she certainly acts it, despite the fact that Elizabeth is a million times better. آپ could say that she has a reason to behave like this, but I see it as doing nothing but pleasing her own happiness, and only doing what she wants to enjoy life, and damn anyone else who thinks otherwise. But hey, it’s not all bad. آپ can just choose to pretend that the Answer never happened. That’s what Atlus did and, dammit, that’s what I’m gonna do to.

~#4~

I honestly think that the hate یا even the will to make fun of Sonic ‘06 has died as of حالیہ years. Now those games just kind of sit in the bottom of some local dollar store bargain bin. And it kind of deserved it. Bad story, bad gameplay, bad characters, bad visuals, bad level design, bad character design, and whoever thought that Elise needed to exist needs to be demoted, at the least.

#4: Princess Elise from Sonic the Hedgehog 2006



If not for the fact that she isn’t the main character of the game, she would have gotten the سیکنڈ place, and that’s generous. Princess Elise, in my eyes, rivals Bigs in worst Sonic characters. Princess Elise is way worse than any other princess in any other game. آپ expect her to be kidnapped once and then that’s it, but she gets kidnapped several times in just this one game. It also doesn’t help that she’s dumber than your typical RPG protagonist. Speaking of which, she looks like a Final Fantasy character… Final Fantasy XIII, if anything (And trust me, I’ll get to that one in a bit). And let’s not forget that one infamous scene where she kisses Sonic and that brings him back to life. I could criticise the completely idiotic writing and how that makes no sense, and is cliched beyond all forms of writing, but that’s not what's on your mind when آپ see it. What’s on your mind is how these two different species shouldn’t be having a romantic moment together. It makes آپ feel dirty. But don’t worry, because that’s not why I hate her. Everyone hates her for that one reason, but I hate Elise simply for the fact that she was willing to let the world die just because she didn’t want to forget her relationship with Sonic. Firstly, that’s creepy and disgusting. Secondly, this makes Yukari’s selfishness look justified in comparison. While Yukari didn’t want to kill her friends, Elise was willing to let the world burn just because for her memories. It honestly makes me ill and I hate it. And I hate Elise. And I hate Sonic ‘06. Let’s just pray that she never makes a return, ever.

~#3~

Life is Strange is a game that I do not like. I don’t like the writing, I don’t like the gameplay, I don’t like how every single character has to shout swear words and internet lingo every five minutes. I don’t like Chloe and her shitty waifu material personality. But I really don’t like the main character, and I honestly think this is the main reason I didn’t like this game… Okay, there’s many reasons, but she’s one of the bigger ones.

#3: Max Caulfield from Life is Strange



I’m not just hating on Max because I hate the game as a whole. I never liked Max since the first episode was released. Every word that came out of her mouth was nothing but her trying too hard to be deep and poetic that it came off as desperate to make some sort of message. I wouldn’t mind if she didn’t say this with every single thing she looked at. Other times when she opens her mouth, when she’s not being an information dispenser, she is saying some incredibly cringey things, such as references to فلمیں in a terribly obnoxious tone of voice یا just saying something that tries to be funny, and آپ just awkwardly chuckle when it really isn’t that good. Also, that Final Fantasy: Spirits Within reference nearly killed me. But I think the worst thing about Max is how much of a klutz she is. She knocks over everything onto items, topples over objects, and just basically screws herself when it comes to trying to do a basic, simple task. Anytime she reaches out, she always spills water on important documents, یا cause something to break. If she didn’t have any of those rewind powers, she would have been a complete mess. And unlike anyone else in the game, she doesn’t seem to have any problems. None that I’ve seen. Oh, her problem is trying to impress the teacher? Big deal. Come back when your emotions and overbearing family is screwing with you. God, I paid money for this.

~#2~

Alright, I’m just going to say her name, and آپ won’t even get upset. آپ won’t, because your mind will immediately go to the one game where she was ruined in it… It’s Samus Aran.

#2: Samus Aran from Metroid: Other M



Samus, one of the most well known and respected video game protagonists ever. One who can handle her own and is able to have so much personality without uttering a single word. So, how did Other M manage to ruin it all in just a single game? Easy. Just plaster “The Baby” everywhere, and you’re good to go. If آپ thought Max was trying her damndest to be deep, Samus is trying to be David Cage when it comes to being “Deep” and “Meaningful”. Every single time she opens her mouth, she is always talking about the dead Metroid baby like it’s a curse, and not once does she stop. She also becomes horribly emotion throughout the entire game, from feeling sad over, once again, The Baby, to the moment that made all Metroid شائقین get refunds, where she had a mental breakdown upon seeing Ridley, an evil space pirate she has fought numerous times, yet still freaks out when she sees it. I know I say it’s good for characters to دکھائیں emotion, but there is a thing as too much emotion, and Samus shouldn’t even be دکھانا this much. She went from a cool and collective bounty hunter who was able to handle her own and fight to the best of her abilities to an overly-emotionally, poetic try hard and it just makes nobody happy. Team Ninja would then go on to make Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z, because destroying one franchise wasn’t enough.

~#1~

… آپ knew it would be her.

#1: Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII



I have been waiting for the longest time to talk about this character, and now I’ve got my chance. Alright, so first off, Lightning was a character I never liked, even from the first game. She was always a very stereotypical leader, cold, bitter, but always wanted to do good, for whatever reason. But, I could see, I could understand, why some people enjoyed her in Final Fantasy XIII… And then XIII-2 came out and I stopped giving a shit. Why آپ would put her on the front of the game when she isn’t even the main character both baffles and irritates me in ways I didn’t know I could get mad. But then, Lightning Returns came along, and at that point, I stopped caring and learned to hate Lightning. In this game, they say that God wanted Lightning to find people and save their souls so he could put them in a new world, but he had to take Lightning’s emotions, despite a person needing human emotions to find people with the right kind of souls and understand them. This little piece was nothing مزید than to give the creators and excuse to not give Lightning a personality. Fuck, they spent مزید time making an excuse as to why she doesn’t have human emotions than… Giving her human emotions! Sure, it’s shit, but آپ can easily put مزید effort into anything when the other has no effort at all put into it. As the games went on, Lightning just became nothing but a hollow shell with a frown on her face and a bigger bust size. It pisses me off that she was going to be in every single Final Fantasy game from that point on, when all I wanted was for Lightning to die. Not go away, die. Snuffed out. Caput! I hate her that much. And worse, she was compared to Cloud. The بادل of today, I can see, but the original Cloud, the بادل I knew, no. I refuse. بادل in Final Fantasy VII may have acted distant from others, but that was because he couldn’t hold himself together. Throughout FFVII, بادل was falling apart, emotionally and mentally, and he couldn’t do anything about it. Here, Lightning just doesn’t have emotions because writing a real character takes time. Just give her big breasts. That will fix itself. I knew people who purposely hated the entirety of Final Fantasy XIII, یا grew to hate Final Fantasy in general, all because of Lightning. And all it took was for Final Fantasy XV, AKA Backstreet’s Back, to fix the franchise. Truly, this was a shit character

posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an گھنٹہ down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...
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~Slugger~
*In the town of میپل Leaf, Alabama, the town’s pride was nothing مزید than Aunt Bonnie’s homemade pies, the crystal clear Big برداشت, ریچھ Lake, and the town’s own baseball team, the میپل Leaf Mongooses. The Mongooses have been known all across the state for being one of the best little league baseball teams, having never lost a game in over twenty years, thanks to their coach, Gus Waters. Gus sat in his office, the walls covered in تصاویر of his little league baseball teams over the years, as well as a number of trophies from their victories. Gus was clipping his nails when his assistant...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the ٹٹو Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to شامل میں their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend قوس قزح Dash. They...
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Random picture, with no connection to the story
I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...
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The graphics are good, but the voice acting could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A ماہ passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I کہا to myself. "Because...
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~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl سے طرف کی the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her سال in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The سٹار, ستارہ Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, سے طرف کی having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are آپ doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy آپ the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do آپ want?
James: Did آپ hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, آپ wanna check...
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked Christmas a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Christmas the whole christmas season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her دل was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her دل یا her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the فہرست for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made گٹار Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, آپ know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some random Pokemon in the گھاس یا something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, آپ looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at آپ like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge آپ to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing عملی حکمت that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That عملی حکمت is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an عملی حکمت that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down سے طرف کی the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired سے طرف کی the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James بانگ was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed سے طرف کی one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take آپ to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t آپ cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t آپ squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold آپ firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
آپ weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white وین with candy in the back
Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And سے طرف کی treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a کارتوس, ٹونٹا lying on the میز, جدول written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, کہا Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. آپ live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When آپ look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, آپ see, I have this محفوظ here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, آپ just have this big پچھواڑے, گدا محفوظ lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of آپ outside the city, آپ better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With آپ assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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