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Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are مزید than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a سب, سب سے اوپر five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s get the basics out of the way. Only one game per franchise, and only characters I have seen. Also, they have to be either major characters یا lead characters. With that being said, let us start the list.

~#5~

Man, Persona 3 was a great game. It had amazing characters, great story, and some of the darkest end game moments I’ve seen in a video game. It was so good… And then Persona 3: The Answer came along. I hate the Answer so much, and no one can convince me otherwise that it is good. It sucks and I hate it. And I also hate Yukari Takeba!

#5: Yukari from Persona 3 (The Answer)



The reason I put Yukari at a lower spot is, in the main game of Persona 3, she isn’t too bad. She was a lot مزید relatable and مزید enjoyable, though not the idle waifu for those that actually تاریخ fictional characters. She is far from the worst girl in a Persona game, assuming we stick to just the main game. But in The Answer, the side story آپ get if آپ buy Persona 3: FES like I did, I swear, Yukari got even worse. She remains distant from all of her friends, will snap at them for the slightest thing, and worst of all, will call everyone else in the group a coward and selfish simply because they don’t want to die for her own goal. And the worst part, nobody wants to work alongside her. Not a single person. Mitsuru only sticks سے طرف کی her side because Yukari did the same for her when she needed her the most. Yukari got even worse in this little side story, and it's a shame, since, one, I actually enjoyed her character in a way in the main game, and two, I believe she is meant to be the canon partner to the main character. I don’t know if she is, but she certainly acts it, despite the fact that Elizabeth is a million times better. آپ could say that she has a reason to behave like this, but I see it as doing nothing but pleasing her own happiness, and only doing what she wants to enjoy life, and damn anyone else who thinks otherwise. But hey, it’s not all bad. آپ can just choose to pretend that the Answer never happened. That’s what Atlus did and, dammit, that’s what I’m gonna do to.

~#4~

I honestly think that the hate یا even the will to make fun of Sonic ‘06 has died as of حالیہ years. Now those games just kind of sit in the bottom of some local dollar store bargain bin. And it kind of deserved it. Bad story, bad gameplay, bad characters, bad visuals, bad level design, bad character design, and whoever thought that Elise needed to exist needs to be demoted, at the least.

#4: Princess Elise from Sonic the Hedgehog 2006



If not for the fact that she isn’t the main character of the game, she would have gotten the سیکنڈ place, and that’s generous. Princess Elise, in my eyes, rivals Bigs in worst Sonic characters. Princess Elise is way worse than any other princess in any other game. آپ expect her to be kidnapped once and then that’s it, but she gets kidnapped several times in just this one game. It also doesn’t help that she’s dumber than your typical RPG protagonist. Speaking of which, she looks like a Final Fantasy character… Final Fantasy XIII, if anything (And trust me, I’ll get to that one in a bit). And let’s not forget that one infamous scene where she kisses Sonic and that brings him back to life. I could criticise the completely idiotic writing and how that makes no sense, and is cliched beyond all forms of writing, but that’s not what's on your mind when آپ see it. What’s on your mind is how these two different species shouldn’t be having a romantic moment together. It makes آپ feel dirty. But don’t worry, because that’s not why I hate her. Everyone hates her for that one reason, but I hate Elise simply for the fact that she was willing to let the world die just because she didn’t want to forget her relationship with Sonic. Firstly, that’s creepy and disgusting. Secondly, this makes Yukari’s selfishness look justified in comparison. While Yukari didn’t want to kill her friends, Elise was willing to let the world burn just because for her memories. It honestly makes me ill and I hate it. And I hate Elise. And I hate Sonic ‘06. Let’s just pray that she never makes a return, ever.

~#3~

Life is Strange is a game that I do not like. I don’t like the writing, I don’t like the gameplay, I don’t like how every single character has to shout swear words and internet lingo every five minutes. I don’t like Chloe and her shitty waifu material personality. But I really don’t like the main character, and I honestly think this is the main reason I didn’t like this game… Okay, there’s many reasons, but she’s one of the bigger ones.

#3: Max Caulfield from Life is Strange



I’m not just hating on Max because I hate the game as a whole. I never liked Max since the first episode was released. Every word that came out of her mouth was nothing but her trying too hard to be deep and poetic that it came off as desperate to make some sort of message. I wouldn’t mind if she didn’t say this with every single thing she looked at. Other times when she opens her mouth, when she’s not being an information dispenser, she is saying some incredibly cringey things, such as references to فلمیں in a terribly obnoxious tone of voice یا just saying something that tries to be funny, and آپ just awkwardly chuckle when it really isn’t that good. Also, that Final Fantasy: Spirits Within reference nearly killed me. But I think the worst thing about Max is how much of a klutz she is. She knocks over everything onto items, topples over objects, and just basically screws herself when it comes to trying to do a basic, simple task. Anytime she reaches out, she always spills water on important documents, یا cause something to break. If she didn’t have any of those rewind powers, she would have been a complete mess. And unlike anyone else in the game, she doesn’t seem to have any problems. None that I’ve seen. Oh, her problem is trying to impress the teacher? Big deal. Come back when your emotions and overbearing family is screwing with you. God, I paid money for this.

~#2~

Alright, I’m just going to say her name, and آپ won’t even get upset. آپ won’t, because your mind will immediately go to the one game where she was ruined in it… It’s Samus Aran.

#2: Samus Aran from Metroid: Other M



Samus, one of the most well known and respected video game protagonists ever. One who can handle her own and is able to have so much personality without uttering a single word. So, how did Other M manage to ruin it all in just a single game? Easy. Just plaster “The Baby” everywhere, and you’re good to go. If آپ thought Max was trying her damndest to be deep, Samus is trying to be David Cage when it comes to being “Deep” and “Meaningful”. Every single time she opens her mouth, she is always talking about the dead Metroid baby like it’s a curse, and not once does she stop. She also becomes horribly emotion throughout the entire game, from feeling sad over, once again, The Baby, to the moment that made all Metroid شائقین get refunds, where she had a mental breakdown upon seeing Ridley, an evil space pirate she has fought numerous times, yet still freaks out when she sees it. I know I say it’s good for characters to دکھائیں emotion, but there is a thing as too much emotion, and Samus shouldn’t even be دکھانا this much. She went from a cool and collective bounty hunter who was able to handle her own and fight to the best of her abilities to an overly-emotionally, poetic try hard and it just makes nobody happy. Team Ninja would then go on to make Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z, because destroying one franchise wasn’t enough.

~#1~

… آپ knew it would be her.

#1: Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII



I have been waiting for the longest time to talk about this character, and now I’ve got my chance. Alright, so first off, Lightning was a character I never liked, even from the first game. She was always a very stereotypical leader, cold, bitter, but always wanted to do good, for whatever reason. But, I could see, I could understand, why some people enjoyed her in Final Fantasy XIII… And then XIII-2 came out and I stopped giving a shit. Why آپ would put her on the front of the game when she isn’t even the main character both baffles and irritates me in ways I didn’t know I could get mad. But then, Lightning Returns came along, and at that point, I stopped caring and learned to hate Lightning. In this game, they say that God wanted Lightning to find people and save their souls so he could put them in a new world, but he had to take Lightning’s emotions, despite a person needing human emotions to find people with the right kind of souls and understand them. This little piece was nothing مزید than to give the creators and excuse to not give Lightning a personality. Fuck, they spent مزید time making an excuse as to why she doesn’t have human emotions than… Giving her human emotions! Sure, it’s shit, but آپ can easily put مزید effort into anything when the other has no effort at all put into it. As the games went on, Lightning just became nothing but a hollow shell with a frown on her face and a bigger bust size. It pisses me off that she was going to be in every single Final Fantasy game from that point on, when all I wanted was for Lightning to die. Not go away, die. Snuffed out. Caput! I hate her that much. And worse, she was compared to Cloud. The بادل of today, I can see, but the original Cloud, the بادل I knew, no. I refuse. بادل in Final Fantasy VII may have acted distant from others, but that was because he couldn’t hold himself together. Throughout FFVII, بادل was falling apart, emotionally and mentally, and he couldn’t do anything about it. Here, Lightning just doesn’t have emotions because writing a real character takes time. Just give her big breasts. That will fix itself. I knew people who purposely hated the entirety of Final Fantasy XIII, یا grew to hate Final Fantasy in general, all because of Lightning. And all it took was for Final Fantasy XV, AKA Backstreet’s Back, to fix the franchise. Truly, this was a shit character

#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls



Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- سے طرف کی god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an عملی حکمت based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the عملی حکمت was good. For an عملی حکمت that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one سے طرف کی one. Now, if...
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So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a سب, سب سے اوپر ten فہرست of my پسندیدہ ones. Note, this is INSPIRED سے طرف کی Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy سے طرف کی James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the اندازی حرکت is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered سے طرف کی a greedy corporation...
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Well, after a full Easter Sunday away from my computer, it’s nice to come back to my ہوم and just sit and play video games, because lord knows I got nothing better to do with my time. So, while I was out with a friend, looking for old games, my eyes spotted a copy of Silent ہل, لندن 4: The Room, a game that I had rarely heard about. I had to get my hands on it, and so, I did. But before I played it, I looked into it, and discovered that, this game is, in fact, not seen in the best of light, with people saying that this was the game that started the downfall of the Silent ہل, لندن franchise. Now,...
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Before following the story, we must ask, what is Nuzlocke? Nuzlocke is a challenge in Pokemon games where the player must follow the specific rules. 1: They can only catch one Pokemon for an area, and can only catch the first one. If they can’t catch that Pokemon, then they are not allowed to catch any Pokemon for that route. سیکنڈ rule, all Pokemon must be named in order to form a stronger bond with them. Third and final rule, if a Pokemon faints, they are dead, and must be released یا placed in the box permanently. The challenge was made to make the game harder and to make the bonds with...
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When a game comes to a console, it usually happens to either be made for that one console یا made for a couple other ones, especially in the حالیہ years. آپ don’t see much console exclusive games anymore. A few roll around, like Xbox’s Halo, Playstations Crash and a plethora of Nintendo exclusives, but there are times when games get ported to other consoles. Sometimes it’s great, and other times it’s…. Not great. Heck, it can be considered that some of the worst games, یا at least, some of the worst of a year, are just ports. Remember the original PS3 Skyrim? Boy, what a mess that...
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When آپ are a young man, no job, and college is hitting آپ real hard with assignments, I say that there is no better place to find games that no one else will play than your local libraries. I don’t know if all libraries do this, but the one in my area allows people to rent not just books, but فلمیں and video games. I found some pretty good games there, as well as some… Less good ones. But regardless, these games are in fact underrated, so it is my job to review them. And what better game to review than an underrated Wii game, مشروم, کھنبی Men: The Spore Wars.



~Story~

Mushroom Men: The...
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When it comes to horror movies, آپ all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I love مزید than jumpscares. There is also nothing I love مزید than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I love it. But I also love monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the ہیلمیٹ from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...
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Welcome to the sixth دن of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This اگلے one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage فلمیں get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The سیکنڈ reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest Christmas horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...
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There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. آپ know, those games that make آپ think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” یا “This looks like a kids game”, and when آپ play it, آپ feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...
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2014 was a great سال for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best عملی حکمت and most beloved سے طرف کی the عملی حکمت community was a horror anime. That عملی حکمت being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.



Parasyte: The Maxim is an عملی حکمت based on the manga سے طرف کی Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that آپ waited until 2014 to make an عملی حکمت of this series?! Oh well....
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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, یا new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short فہرست of what would happen if آپ let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood سے طرف کی killing beloved video game characters یا assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do آپ mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...
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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were دوستوں aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought آپ hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO آپ LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can آپ do me a favour? Do آپ see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important ٹٹو in this shithole of a town, and آپ know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...
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Now, we all know movies, and we all love them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from فلمیں I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell آپ all my سب, سب سے اوپر پسندیدہ villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain آپ wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

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Agahnim


#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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