I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He کہا every room in the hotel was for sex. I کہا "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He کہا "Me too."
Part II
One دن I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But آپ don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I کہا "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge کہا "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge کہا "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are آپ doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I کہا "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He کہا every room in the hotel was for sex. I کہا "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He کہا "Me too."
Part II
One دن I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But آپ don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I کہا "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge کہا "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge کہا "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are آپ doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I کہا "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
When آپ turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If آپ have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
آپ cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If آپ have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
آپ cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope آپ realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good دوستوں don't let آپ do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! آپ actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If آپ met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope آپ realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good دوستوں don't let آپ do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! آپ actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If آپ met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
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