Twilight Series Article: آپ Know You're Reading Twilight Fanfiction When...

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آپ Know You're Reading Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of آپ who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 سیکنڈ after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re reading a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: یا Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story یا a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I love you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 سیکنڈ before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is یا what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her سے طرف کی Alice یا Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with موسیقی and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time یا another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The مصنف will almost always sneak in at least one book یا movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out سے طرف کی Edward watching her sleep

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-Chapter Four-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

I'm a winner!

******************* Lust********************
Chapter Four: Fight! Fight! Fight! PART TWO...
**************By: BuffyFaithfan1*****************
I watched the water spray against the side of the boat, and against my face, as we headed to our car. I saw my reflection and saw a different me then usual. I then remembered when Edward کہا to me...
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...." he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
"What a stupid lamb," I sighed.
"What a sick, masochistic lion." He stared into the shadowy forest for a long moment, and I wondered where...

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Alex' vamps, منظر پیش

posted by Chrisztine

Okay, so this is a crossover between Charmed and Twilight. I've added characters. That way Twilight and Charmed characters alike stay intact. This is like a preview. I don't know if I'm continuing with this. It kind of depends on how آپ all feel about it, so please let me know!
If you've got any questions, just let me know too.
Here goes!

I sat around, fidgeting. We were all at the club and I couldn’t concentrate. I think I was also making noise. ‘’Stop that, you’re driving me crazy!’’, my sister Rachel said. Yeah, I was making noise. ‘’Sorry Rach, I’ll try to stop.’’ ‘’You’d...

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Storyteller-Chapter six-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

People Always Lie! Mom? Dad? Peyton?

STORYTELLER
by: BuffyFaithfan1
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Chapter Six: It's About Power!...
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I looked at the horrified eyes of Mile, and he wanted to save me but he didnt have enough time to. Mandy swung the چھری at my gut and I felt something cold hit me like thunder. I was now on the floor and was curious on how I got here and what just happened. I looked up at Mandy and saw her still gripping the چھری like she just gutted something but I didnt see who یا what it was till I then noticed Mile on the sharp end of the knife....

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Storyteller-Chapter Four-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

How Can I Help آپ If آپ Keep Pushing Me Away!?

How Can I Help You If You Keep Pushing Me Away!?

STORYTELLER
by: BuffyFaithfan1
Chapter Four: Whispers In The Wind!...
The whispers over whelmed me! I open my eyes and saw three faces staring into my face. They were dead looking and one looked familier. There was two guys and a girl. One girl had a scar running down the side of her face. The other girl had a huge gash in her neck. And the guy had a huge chunk of meat missing from his neck. And his side. I then pushed the two girls aside and kicked the guy back so I could have some space. I then realized that the guy was Jackson. From ROOM: 4. Remember? He told me only two things that I wanted...

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New Story- Our Worst دکھائیں

posted by Twilight597

Awesomeness

I know i am currently writing a lot of stories at the time of...now! but im not sure when they will come out. dreamnapped is finished in a notebook because i write it in school but its not online yet i think instead of my slow typing i might get a friend to type it for me. the سیکنڈ one i am working on but have writers block and i figued 'why not write 2 at a time since im stuck on one'
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my دوستوں like my writing but when i do post i would like some criticizing تبصرے for me to improve with.

Thanks
<3 Danie

Awesomeness x2

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Mistral Part Four

posted by NessNess

Shaking with fury, I slammed the door behind me. I'd left Alice in the parking lot, her mouth still agape. I stormed into my room and threw myself on the بستر and cried. After about ten منٹ I propped myself up and wiped my eyes.

I was very mad at Edward, this went without saying. I knew that it really wasn't that big of a thing to get worked up about...but he'd lied to me. I'd thought I could always trust him, and he'd flat out lied to me. I couldn't phrase it any other way.

That night, I knew he wouldn't be coming in through my window, but I shut it anyway. I didn't know how long I could...

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Erin: Chapter 3

posted by xxEmo92xx

Alice

I hit Alice with one of my pillows. She was still sleeping(or pretending to any way) and I hated to feel like I was the only one awake when I was sleeping over Alice's. I don't know why. "What!?" She yelled at me. I laid back down on my تکیا and quickly closed my eyes. I soon awoke half an گھنٹہ later, only to find Alice, who was already dressed and had on a light shade of grey eyeshadow ,and for some reason she was wearing rectangle glasses, like the ones I had.
"Hey! Why are آپ wearing my glasses?"

"Oh! آپ startled me! I love wearing your glasses! I like em'"

"I can see سے طرف کی all of the short...

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Erin: Chapter 2

posted by xxEmo92xx

Two days later, Alice and I are sitting in my بستر talking about the Volturri thing. "I am so glad you're cool with the whole Volturri thing. I love being your friend. If we would have let our diversity separate us, we would probaly be at our own houses with our boyfriends."

"Actually, no. I am not dating Jasper anymore."

"What!? Why!?"

"I caught him with another woman." Alice began to sob a little.

"Do آپ know who?"

"Yeah, it was that Jessica girl. THey were kissing behind the school. Plus, when he came through the door, he was thinking about if I knew about Jessica."

"How do آپ kno- oh yeah,...

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meeting alice

posted by twilight0girl

today was terrible.i had to kill مزید new borns.maria tells me to kill them when there strenght fades.it's so painful.i can't bare to kill them.there emotions.fright,panic,hopeless.then,the worst,pain.i'm planing to run away with peter and charlet.charlet was a newborn peter had to kill.but,he didn't.he loves her.he couldn;t do it.tonight were going to run till we find somewhere to hide.we started to run.i couldn't imagene how mad maria is.we found a small,beten up,old.cottage.peter,charlet,and i,stayed there for a cuple of days.but i left a note saying that i was leaving them.but,i wasn't...

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MoonShine 3

posted by hayleyhoo

“Don’t اقدام یا I’ll break your neck.” She warned the boy, “And answer my سوالات truthfully یا آپ will regret coming into this room. Do آپ understand me?”
“Yes.” The reply sounded slightly muffled as Meya was pressing quite tightly on the boy's windpipe.
“Good. Now tell me what you’re doing in this house?”
“I was looking for you.”
Surprised سے طرف کی his answer, Meya instinctively pressed harder onto the boy's throat. Then when he started choking, she released him slightly so he could breathe. At least now she knew he wasn't a vampire.
“And why was آپ looking for me”...

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MoonShine

posted by hayleyhoo

This is part of a story i have written, soz its so long
It was a surprisingly sunny دن in Newquay when Meya arrived after travelling سے طرف کی foot across England and yet it hadn’t taken her as long as it would a human, she had trekked fast because she was being followed, سے طرف کی what, she didn’t know but what she did know was that it couldn’t be allowed to catch up with her if she wanted to keep her life. Meya was what could be called ordinary for a human, she looked like an ordinary 17 سال old girl, about 5 foot 4, with shoulder length red, glossy hair, she was strangely beautiful, but there was...

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sophia's pov

posted by vampfan

I waited for it to end the baseball game of course i was human after wha the volturi did they should all die. James the blond one the one who wanted to drain me kept his eye on me i wanted to kill him but then victoria would kill me then edward would kill her. Carlisle and the cullen would protect me. then when i heard آپ brought a snack i ran yo the car. I decided i wasn't going to be vampire bait.Idecided i should fight یا just be turned already my amber eyes wouls shed blood if i was still half vampire damn the volturi!
Chapter 2
I then got a call
I got your mother
Damn آپ james
I got in...

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People: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

posted by Raechelll

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have finally premiered their vampire love epic, 'Twilight' in LONDON

Ouch! And ouch again!

Method acting? Vampire-playing Robert Pattinson admits he sometimes slips into character when he's out with the ladies.

"I've been known for a little nibble," he told reporters at the London premiere of his film Twilight.

Mr. Pattinson's co-star, meanwhile, shared one of his less-successful efforts to impress the opposite sex. "He tried to pick me up ... and he pulled his groin," کہا Kristen Stewart, 18. "It was hilarious! He was hurt, but he was laughing."

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Twilight's Night "Is Going to Be Huge"

posted by Raechelll

Twilight's going to keep a lot of people up all night.

Across the country, مزید than 1,100 midnight Friday screenings were reported sold out. In Los Angeles, pairs of tickets were hawked for upwards of $50 on Craigslist. On Facebook, members were planning their opening-night wardrobe.

Suffice to say, Team Edward T-shirts—and the شائقین wearing them—will be out in force.

"I think the opening دن is going to be huge," says Bruce Nash of the box-office data site, the Numbers.

But how huge? That's a trickier answer.

"There are certain فلمیں that are hard to gauge," says box-office analyst Paul Dergarabedian...

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`Twilight' sucks up $70.6M in box office debut (AP)

posted by Raechelll

LOS ANGELES - The vampire romance "Twilight" drained the box office in its opening weekend, taking in $70.6 million.

Catherine Hardwicke's film also enjoyed the biggest opening ever for a female director, blowing away the گزشتہ standard of $41.1 million set سے طرف کی Mimi Leder 's " Deep Impact " in 1998.

Drawing from its huge پرستار base of teenage girls, who fell for Stephenie Meyer's novel of forbidden love between brooding vampire Edward Cullen and bookish high schooler Bella سوان, ہنس , "Twilight" made a whopping $20,636 per theater, according to Sunday morning estimates.

And the fangirls will get another...

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Twilight has virtuous vampire in the spotlight

posted by Zeisha

LOS ANGELES -- The screaming was enough to wake the dead. یا the undead.

And receiving the brunt of it? Angular, immaculately-coifed Brit Robert Pattinson, on stage in front of thousands of shrieking females at this past July's Comic-Con in San Diego.

Yes, his fellow Twilight cast members were there too, but it was the 22-year-old who had the throngs swooning. After all, for devotees of Stephenie Meyer's novels, Pattinson is Edward Cullen sprung to life.

Edward who? Don't worry. Even if آپ don't know him, آپ probably know a 'tweener یا teenager who squeals at the mention of the virtuous vampire's...

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'TWILIGHT' LOOKS TOWARDS SEQUELS

posted by Raechelll

'TWILIGHT' LOOKS TOWARDS SEQUELS

Summit Entertainment seizes up the اگلے three books

LOCATION: Forks, cont.

THE SKINNY: Despite TWILIGHT not even being out in theaters yet, Summit Entertainment knows they have something major on their hands.

The studio has scooped up the rights to the اگلے three novels in Stephenie Meyer's teen vampire series. Not only that, but TWILIGHT screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg is already planning to write scripts based on the سیکنڈ and third books, NEW MOON and ECLIPSE. A writer has not yet been attached to the fourth book, BREAKING DAWN.

TWILIGHT, which introduces audiences to the relationship between regular teenage girl, Bella, and a vampire, Edward, will be out in theaters this Friday.

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Big future for 'Twilight'

posted by Raechelll

"Twilight" film franchise looks ahead

Ahead of اگلے Friday's release of the eagerly anticipated vampire romance "Twilight," indie studio Summit Entertainment is moving potential future installments in the franchise into the development pipeline.

The company has acquired rights to the اگلے three novels in Stephenie Meyer's blockbuster series, "New Moon," "Eclipse" and "Breaking Dawn."

It has hired "Twilight" scribe Melissa Rosenberg, a writer/producer on Showtime's "Dexter," to adapt the first two. "Breaking Dawn," has not attached a writer.

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"Twilight," which revolves around the relationship...

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Movie not as good as the book?

posted by Kroshka09

Bella: How old have آپ been 17?
Edward: A while.
Bella: How long is a while?

Yesterday when I started re-reading twilight i noticed that Bella asks Edward that questiion when she goes out to رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with him...
But in the first trailer she says it to him in the woods.
Right now i am worried that the movie isn't going to be as good as the book. If آپ compare the trailer to the book i bet آپ will find much مزید of messed up scenes.
Please leave me acomment on what آپ think about this.... because I am kind of pissed that Stephanie would allow the director to change everything...
Well آپ know maybe im speaking to soon with out seeing the movie....but thats what I think.

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Twilight Trailer Teaser # 2

posted by yesitsLorLor

To those who love Twilight, the 2nd teaser is just what we have been craving. Not only does it fill the gaps of the first teaser but it is amazingly compelling.

First Sight-(haha) of the Twilight teaser number 2 gave me chills and had my hair standing on end, it has now become offical that i WILL be there at the midnight دکھانا of the ever so thrilling Twilight movie.

I think we will all agree that Steph' Meyer will do justice to the book سے طرف کی making the movie excatly the same.

To those Harry Potter fans, i am sorry to say that yes the Harry Potter seires was great, but the فلمیں murdered the...