Twilight Series Article: آپ Know You're Reading Twilight Fanfiction When...

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آپ Know You're Reading Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of آپ who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 سیکنڈ after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re reading a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: یا Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story یا a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I love you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 سیکنڈ before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is یا what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her سے طرف کی Alice یا Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with موسیقی and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time یا another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The مصنف will almost always sneak in at least one book یا movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out سے طرف کی Edward watching her sleep

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Break up Part 3

posted by CarlislesLover

ارے guys this is part 3 of break up finalyy XXX

I woke up in a hospital بستر with Renesmee holding my hand. “Thank God you’re alive”

“Mum why are آپ so pleased that I’m alive. آپ should be pleased that you’re alive!”

“What happened? Did a man with a black چادر, فرغل come into your school? If he did, did he say anything to you?”

“Mum what are آپ on about. I think you’re seeing things. Let me get the doctor back in here”

“NO!!! I don’t need a doctor. I saw a man in a black چادر, فرغل on the way to work, he was a vampire. I noticed he was walking towards your school so I turned...

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Break up part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

This is the سیکنڈ part of break up and it's 10 years on from before. Enjoy!!XX

It had been ten year’s since I last saw Edward and the rest of the family. I hardly ever thought about them now, I just got on with life. Renesmee and I lived in England now. We had a massive house with gorgeous views. I sat and watched the sun rise over the fields lighting each one of them up. Farmers started putting their animals into the field. It was spring time and all the lambs had just been born. Renesmee liked the lambs they were always a joy to her seeing them play in the field. Occasionally the farmer...

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Eclipse’ Stars To Present Exclusive Clip At 2010 MTV Movie Awards

posted by KatiiCullen94

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner will present the clip live on June 6.

You didn’t think we were going to have a vampire-less 2010 MTV Movie Awards, did you? That there’d be no werewolf sniffing out the Golden Popcorn? No beautiful high school girl from Forks, Washington, smiling shyly at the crowd?

Like we’d do that to you! “Twilight”-verse, prepare, because Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner will be appearing live and in-house at the Movie Awards on Sunday, June 6, to introduce an exclusive clip from “Eclipse.”

Just let that soak in for a minute,...

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The beginning ( Part 2

posted by a-jforever

The idea is hopefully I will get in all the cullen's POV's eventually. Please let me know what آپ think Xxx

Carlisle POV
I was sat reading in my study, out of boredom مزید than anything else. I think I had read this book about three times already. “Honey, you’re going to be late to work.” Esme smiled leaning against the door frame. I looked up at her putting the book down. “Thanks” I caught her waist kissing her softly on the lips before grabbing my bag and heading down the stairs. “I’ll see آپ later.” I called to everyone. Rose peeked her head around the door to wave. I chuckled...

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Break up Part 1

posted by CarlislesLover

Hi guys this is my new پرستار fiction break up.
I'm writing 4 مضامین at the moent lol.
So I hope آپ all like this one.
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It was a relief after the Volturi had gone everything was back to normal well almost.

I’d just come back from a new club in Las Vegas it was three o’clock in the morning and I knew Edward wouldn’t be happy. The only reason I went to the club was because I was hunting when a poster blew into my face about it. I hadn’t had fun in ages and I’d never been to a club before so I decided to go. I had a great time anyway, yes I nearly ended up playing strip poker...

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Conversation part 2 EPOV

posted by CarlislesLover

I hope آپ all ike it
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I knew she would probably follow me, but if she was clever she would stay at home. I drove faster than usual to my house. I pushed the car as fast as it could go trying to get away from her, not wanting to hurt her. I got ہوم at last parking my car in the drive and went inside. “Edward your back so soon, is everything ok?” Alice asked she quite obviously hadn’t seen the argument Bella and I had just had. “Yes everything is fine Alice, I’m quite sure آپ would have seen if anything happened” I smiled at her “So where’s my baby sister-to-be then!?”...

Heidi's past Part 2

posted by a-jforever

A while since I گیا کیا پوسٹ the first bit so i thought maybe I would post another. Hoep آپ like it XX

8 Years later

“Come on Heidi آپ going to be late for school.” I rolled lazily out of bed. I was now fourteen years old. Mature and very grown up. I took a شاور wrapping my hair in a towel. I dressed into my tight fitted white blouse, short black سکرٹ, گھیرنا and fishnet tights. I took off the towel that was on my head, letting my mahogany ringlets hang to my waist. I brushed them smiling to myself. I wasn’t vain, I didn’t think. I was just happy to be pretty. “Heidi, come on Bens at the door...

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Torturing The Volturi Chapter 10

posted by lollipopszx3

Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!

*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*

Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*

Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.

Me : I'm not! Now begone!

Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal آپ within minutes.

Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*

Gianna : What is she doing??

Felix : HEY! What are آپ doing!?

*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*

Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!

Me : Look at me!...

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Coversation Part 1

posted by CarlislesLover

Okay so this is happens a week before Bella and Edward are ment to get married
I hope آپ like it XX

It was the weekend at last. Charlie was working and I was at ہوم on my own no different to any other day. I’d been led in بستر for the last گھنٹہ doing nothing which was very unlike me. I lay on my بستر taking up as much space as possible on it. I felt lazy today like doing nothing just lying around , right now I wished I could have servants bringing me breakfast in bed, doing everything for me. My lovely dream was interrupted سے طرف کی a knock at the door. I couldn’t really be bothered to answer it,...

Edward Cullen Poster

posted by TwilightCullens

I have this poster in my room and that is just the image of it.

I lovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee it cause I have been looking for a poster in ages.

Yayyyy and I'm gunna put loads of them on my دیوار hehe. Twilight freak and on team Edward.

link

<3<3<3<3<3<3Twilight<3<3<3<3<3<3
Lol. Bring on Eclipse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lololololololololololololololololololol....ok im going to chill now.

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Baby

posted by dordie

It was the middle of the night, me and edward had a massive argument so he stayed at Rosalies house with her and emmet.
I was lonley lied in بستر on my own with just 'the bump' as a friend, well a child pretty soon.

"OUCH" I screamed! Contractions........hard contractions.

I called Alice to take me to Carlisle but just as I went of the phone, my waters broke. I was just 15 minuets away from giving birth. While I'd been pregnant I couldnt eat real food that often, all the baby wanted was blood, blood and well.....more blood!
As we reached his house I got carried out of the car, and then layed on the sofa. Five minuets later I gave birth, it was a girl.
I decided to call her Renesmee!

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 13! (Lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

“We need to sort this whole mess out.” I announced on Renesmee’s behalf. I was discombobulated. My mind searched for an answer. I turned to Jasper in the left corner of the big sitting room.
“These dreams she’s having, I have them too when I read her mind. They are awful. Cynddylan is there. He keeps asking her to شامل میں the Volturi. But they are dead. We burnt the remains of them last night.”
I felt the most confused I had ever felt. He was dead. He was gone and a pile of ashes in Volterra. I heard a glimpse of Jacob’s thoughts; he was going to stay with Renesmee. Good. He...

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Juliet part 27

posted by kiwi12

part 27

I walked back to my room and started writing in an attempt to organize my scattered thoughts.

Dangers: Them losing there tempers, Accidents, Me forcing them to hurt me (example: biting Seth)

Inconveniences: Eating, Sleeping, Phasing, A house

Benefits: Parents, siblings?

Then, something dawned on me. I’d been thinking about the vampires’ strength and speed as a danger. Could the power around me also be a benefit? A protection? It was like trusting a man with a machine gun to protect you. Wise, yet stupid. From what I’d observed Edward, Jasper and Emmett were not the kind of boys to...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 6!

posted by smileyfaceddude

“So? It’s just another thing آپ can use against m-us.” I scoffed at the black-robed vampire. He had shown a slight irritation in his eyes. Good. Jasper glanced at me confused from my smugness.
“Look, I don’t want to see آپ upset.” He کہا sarcastically then added. “Well lying won’t help. It might just slip out and Aro will hear…Yes…lying won’t help آپ at all. Not one little bit. So until آپ شامل میں the Volturi truthfully, we are going to toy with آپ and every single one of your family members until we make آپ شامل میں us. So I would be very wise with your decision. We already...

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Tears of Love: Chapter Four: Confessions

posted by Andressa_Weld

Nikki's POV
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I woke up! My head hurt ! I remind of Kellan leaving me!
“You love Taylor”
-No! I don’t love Taylor! I love آپ - I کہا it softly, even though he wasn't there.
Today we would start shooting, what meant I was going to see him!
I put a purple t-shirt, jeans, all stars and sunglasses! I entered in my car and I drove slowly to the set!
When I came to the set, Kristen came to talk to me, she didn’t know yet about my awful night, but my eyes have betrayed me!
-What’s happened, dear?
-He kissed me!
-Isn’t that good?
-No! Because he کہا that he was sorry, and that...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 9

posted by Darktimes104

I hope everybody likes this chapter, I had writers block. LOL. Please comment.

Emmett's POV:
I had to control my thoughts, Esme کہا so. Easier کہا than done though. I'm in love with her. I have only known her for 48 hours so, I don't think I should tell her yet. I will weight for the right moment, but for now I am going to enjoy every سیکنڈ I get to be with her.
I took Rose and sat on the couch. I kissed her, it was supposed to be sweet but turned مزید in to passion. My hands were knotted her long blond hair to hold her close, and her arms were around my neck. "Emmett come here please." Someone...

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Juliet Part 26

posted by kiwi12

Part 26

I couldn’t stay with vampires. That was insane. I shook my head in answer to Carlisle’s سوال “It’s impractical” I sighed. “Why?” he asked. “It’s dangerous and I sleep and eat and…” He cut me off gently “Wait. Take a moment to collect your thoughts. Come up with a فہرست and we’ll go through it.” I stayed in his arms quietly and made my list. I nodded when I was done. He smiled encouragingly “Go ahead” I decided to start with one that had to do with his family, rather than my safety. “I have to eat and sleep it would be a significant incontinence for...

Twilight Saga & Stephenie Meyer Rumor round up

posted by Renesmee_XD

سے طرف کی Twilight_News |

So there’s a bunch out there circulating. Here’s what we make of it.

Rumor 1: The Host casting in full سوئنگ, جھول and Ian Somhalder cast as Ian. Now as much as Alphie would personally love nothing better than to have this be true, at the moment it’s rumor. A number of sources that we checked with were surprised to learn of this because the movie is still actively being developed. What we think sparked this was a German fansite stating Ian would be great for the role combined with a casting website that puts out general information about projects.

Rumor 2: Kristen Stewart is...

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Perfect Piece Of Forever

posted by ybet_cullen18

Chapter 1: Sweet Memories

The memories of yesterday suddenly filled my mind as i walked slowly in the place where i first fell in love with the man i thought i can live forever with.

It was an ordinary Saturday. Carlisle was gone for the weekend with Emmett to hike. Alice was gone shopping in Tacoma, WA along with Jasper. The clouds were dark outside and the wind was blowing so hard. Esme and Rosalie were left in the big house, cooking an Italian cuisine. I was with Edward in front of my father's house. We sat on the blanket on the ground as if we're having a picnic. He was perfectly lying in...

I Missed U!!!

posted by Bella_Cullen902

It's been so long since i even thought about writing on here. I'm so excited that i still have people reading my stories and i have new fanpop-ers too.

Let me get my thoughts together and get my schedule together also because im in the middle of my two week testing. I will write and it will be before the middle of may i will have two new chapters out!

Tell me which story آپ want me to write on first and ill try and get it together. But for now until after April 30, 2010, آپ have to be paitent! i get my progress reports اگلے week and im getting projects every 2 weeks so i might not be on here every دن but i will be on maybe once یا twice a week, three times if i can but all of آپ know that the end of the school سال is the hardest time of the year.

I LOVE آپ ALL!!!,
Bella_cullen902