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I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).


This is a little graphic for those of آپ who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)



1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 سیکنڈ after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re reading a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: یا Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story یا a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I love you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 سیکنڈ before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is یا what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her سے طرف کی Alice یا Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with موسیقی and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time یا another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The مصنف will almost always sneak in at least one book یا movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out سے طرف کی Edward watching her sleep
posted by iluvPrinceMJ213
Authors Note

1.    This story is about Jacob and Bella’s daughter
2.    If Bella and Jacob had ended up together after Eclipse
3.    The whole Cullen family and everyone who was in the story is still in the story except for Reneesme of course
4.    I am not a team Jacob, Trust me I’m Team Edward, but I don’t have anything against Jacob
5.    Jacob and Bella’s daughter is born December 6th, 2010
6.    Her name is Lauren Savannah Black
7.    She has a older...
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posted by WildCherryWolf
"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can آپ answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! یا in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since آپ started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need آپ to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe آپ کہا that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St....
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posted by ISABELLA92
Jasper’s POV
“Hello.” I کہا gruffly.
“Where are you?” my mother barked.
“At Alice’s.” I said.
“I told آپ to be ہوم سے طرف کی ten and it’s ten and you’re not here.” My mother yelled.
“I forgot. Can’t I spend a little مزید time with Alice?” I asked.
“No, آپ have school tomorrow.” My mother hissed.
“I’m on my way.” I کہا defeated and disappointed. I hung up and turned to see Alice’s angelic face.
“You have to go home.” She said.
“Yea, Mom beckoned me home. She says we have school tomorrow.” I said.
“Okay. See آپ tomorrow, Jazzie.” Alice کہا before planting...
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Edward's POV.

Post New Moon. Edward finally caves in to check up on Bella in forks after 3 years of being separated, only the find something opposite. [I haven't written in a while, so I apologise in advance]

Name: New Beginnings.
Author: KatiiCullen93
Rating: PG-13
Themes: Love, marriage, pregnancy, vampire,
Couplings: Jacob/Bella, Edward/Bella



Edwards POV

Three years almost seems like three days in this small town. Driving in, I instantly came to the realization that everything was the same as the time as I left. I'm not sure exactly what I expected but Forks was the same.

The sky was clouded overcast,...
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posted by BuffyFaithFan1
ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the مصنف of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Two: On Dry Land
LATER THAT NIGHT...
Jessika lay in her بستر and she was watching the season premiere of RINGER featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar when, just as it cut to commercial, a knock came to her door.
"Yes?" Jessika asked and her mom stepped into the room.
"Jess. Listen," She began and Jessika paused the TV with her DVR remote. "I know this is hard. But please, please, just go with this for us?"
Jessika sighed. She knew her mom looked out for her...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
It was almost as if were dreaming, but yet I could feel every sensation around me, the aroma of life was real in this place.
I could detect the smells of salts from the ساحل سمندر, بیچ and the moist wood from the surrounding forest.
Seeking for the skies I was saw a clouded heaven, pregnant with rain and misery, water in the air.
It was the final breathe of the world.
It was La Push.

"No, Samuel! That's not fair ',I got you!" I heard a little girl sequel from my left side. Despite her volume, her voice was still dearly soft and innocent as if nothing had ever corrupted her immaculate fantasy.
I turned to...
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posted by flynnismine
All right guys, as آپ all have probably noticed my last chapter was a bit of a dozer, but don't worry my اگلے chapter will be right. And just incase that آپ have not figured it out yet. Most was the chapter is correct except for the bit about going into the car. That bit will be coming up in the اگلے chapter. Also don't be afraid to give me any advice on how I can make my writing Better any critasim is welcome.

On another note this whole story will only be گھنٹی, بیل as ok and I will be doing other stories that will be like this one but indifferent povs



SOS



Love flynnismine
Chapter 5:
Honey POV:

I woke snuggled into Alec’s chest.
“Morning.” He کہا with a smile.
“Morning.” I replied sleepy, I stretched before getting out of bed. I heard Alec gasp, I turned round face him, his eyes were wide as he looked me up and down. I looked down, I realised I was wearing a pair of my new sexy night outfits.
“I take it from your expression that آپ like.” I laughed.
“When did آپ get that?” He asked, still looking me up and down.
“Yesterday, when I went shopping.” I jogged his memory.
“Oh.” Was all he said. I walked into the bathroom. I got changed into...
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Chapter 3:
Alec POV.

I walked slowly towards her, something in me went up in fireworks, I couldn’t keep my eyes of her. Her hair tied up in a bun messy, her face, soft calm, her eyes were focused on mine. I was one step away from her. I stopped, it was then I realised I had fell in love with this beautiful young tourist.
“What’s your name?” I asked desperate to learn everything about her.
“Honey Matthews.” She answered.
“Follow me Honey.” I told her, she followed willingly. We walked towards the main room, I realised it was dark, I heard Honey دل rate go up again. I stopped...
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posted by WildCherryWolf
Looking Nessie in the face at the airport was harder than a challenge I went through as a wolf.
"Promise آپ won't forget me?" My voice was kind of shallow and.... I couldn't describe it.
"Never." The defiance in her voice was comforting.
"Even though you'll be in France." France. Bloody miles away.
"Jake, don't do this to me. Rosalie did my make up, and I like it. And anyway, I'll only be away for a few weeks. It'll go very quick." if I continue building the house, then yes. Bt that s unlikely.
"I'll miss you."
"Me too."
I roped an arm round Nessie for a last hug. Then, with her eyes misted over, she left. I walked out to the Rabbit, and all the way I felt like she had taken half my دل with her. Renesmee, come back, I silently wished as I started up the old Rabbit. I knew that, for 3 weeks, she would drip into my mind like a leaky faucet. Splash, splash, sploosh. Renesmee, Renesmee, Nessie.
posted by flynnismine
My phone was ringing as I parked my car into my parking space at ہوم and got out. I answered it, as I walked up to my front door, grabbed my key from my school bag, unlocked the door, walked inside, up the stairs and into my room, locking the door.

Hey, Alice, I کہا not very excited

Hi, Bella, she کہا in her excited squeal. My birthday party is on tonight. You're coming aren't you

But, Alice, I groaned. آپ know that I don't have anything to wear.

Don't آپ even think about using that lame, old excuse on me. آپ are coming to this party if آپ like it all not, she all but growled at me

Yeah,...
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posted by flynnismine
I parked my red, chevy truck in my usual parking space and got out. I walked up the stairs into the school hallways. Everything was just as I remembered it to be. The girls were chatting about what they did in the afternoons and the guys were being rough with each other, pushing each other around and playing jokes on other people.

I walked to my locker and entered my password-1995- opened it up and stacked my کتابیں and stuff into it.

I turned to face my locker door and looked at my pictures. I had two there. One was a big picture of Joe jonas and a small picture of my best friends- Alice, rose,Jasper,...
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posted by karpach_14
Twilighters, آپ did it! آپ asked a bazillion times, and now your wish has been granted: Stephenie Meyer has finished Midnight Sun, and will release it this May!

The book is the retelling of Twilight from Edward's golden eyes. So, basically, the most beautiful book ever. And one we're sure to get lost in.

"I've always wanted to finish this book, and the شائقین have been so great, I knew I had to do it for them," the مصنف revealed Tuesday (March 31) at a book signing in Las Bromas, California. "I enjoyed this so much, I'm going to begin work on Full Moon, which is New Moon told through Jacob's perspective."

Not only that, Summit is rumored to have already signed Robert Pattinson and crew to be in the movie version of Midnight Sun!
ارے Everyone!! So, I have another spot which some of آپ know is called 'LexisFaith Articles'. It's where I'm going to start uploading my fictions since as of now I'm only writing three so it will be easier for all of آپ and me.
It's also a place where آپ can لوڈ اپ ویڈیوز آپ find یا make, and I will لوڈ اپ some of my own that I make on youtube, آپ can also لوڈ اپ pictures, links, and your own writings. I'm really excited about this new spot and would love all of my lovely readers/supporters to take a look :) Much Love~ Alexis
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Okay, I had...
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OMG I'm SO SO sorry y'all for not writing sooner!!! :( I've been super busy with school, volunteering, and the like. I hope I haven't kept y'all waiting too long. Thanks for all the feedback! I love آپ guys BUNCHES!!! :D Please tell me what آپ think of this chapter. ENJOY <3
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Summer never ran as fast as she did when Alice told her the news. She had to see what had happened to her son. Visions of Aro raced through her head while she pondered on her beloved Anakin. “Summer, wait!” Esme called out to her. A tear flowed down Summer’s cheek;...
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posted by DarkStranger
Long time not seen, huh? I know it isnt good, but at least I uploaded. For this chapter thank آپ goes to Emmett4eva. I really never thought that somebody will میل ای me to wirte more. Thank آپ for making my day. And hope to talk with آپ more:)
Oh and btw, I'm going to Italy tomorrow. Yay. I'm so exited. Wish me luck :)


BPOV

I groaned when I heard my alarm clock, I slammed that thing so it shut up. Silence filled the room. I slowly opened my eyes, the sun brightly shone through my window, I literally blinked a few time not believing that the sun in Forks could be that bright.
I felt happy when...
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posted by Summer_Leanne
Hi everyone!!! I am SO SO SO SORRY for not posting part two of Cold Roses sooner. When I finished part one last year, school kicked in a week later and I've been bombarded with homework and projects ever since. I hope آپ guys can forgive me for the wait. Now that vacation has started for me, I can get to work finishing the سیکنڈ part of Cold Roses! Yay! :D I do hope آپ all enjoy this first chapter. Please do comment. If آپ have any thoughts to share, I'd LOVE to hear them. Again, sorry for the wait. Enjoy! (P.S. if this is your first time reading Cold Roses, آپ may want to read part 1...
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posted by xoxpoisonxox
Chapter 12: The Ceremony

I was pacing back and forth, my anxiety was getting to me. Only 4 hours? I Must occupie myself once again. I searched through the room, yet i didn't find much that interested me. It was most likely because everything was either doused in feathers, silver, سونا یا silk. The thought of my family not returning cut through me,

"No." I whispered to myself. I musn't worry about that, they کہا it would be fine. So it must be. I heard my phone ring, i stared at it for a moment. Jacob did tell me to not answer calls.I looked at my phone, But it was only alice. I hit talk,

"Alice?"...
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Chapter 5: Everything is in black and gray.
Renesmee’s family were scattered around the room, looking at ease. Her parent’s faces brightened as soon as she walked in and her mum rose out of her father’s arm and danced towards her to give Renesmee a hug. She saw her wrinkle her nose as she pulled away.
“Not my fault,” Renesmee muttered to herself. They all laughed and Alice danced towards her, pulling on her hand. She sat Renesmee down on the couch, curling her legs under her. Her mum fell back into her father’s lap on the floor and he kissed her cheek.
“So آپ probably are wondering...
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posted by shelly_fanpire
Edward POV

I cant wait for the night, Im going to ask Bella to اقدام in with me.
I want to live with her....

[b]at the night[b]

Bella POV

Where is he why isnt he coming. and Chalie is not ہوم yet. what happened?
I heard the door open and I run to the door.
"Edward...." It was Charlie
"ow گھاس, ہے dad" he didnt look at me he was looking down.
"dad? is everything ok?" he looked up at me.
"Im sorry i came late" I was confused.
"dad its ok, آپ dont have to be like that cuz آپ came later" he looked down again.
"dad whats wrong? tell me"
"Bella. there was a car excident"
"ok"
"its Edward. he was in the car that got...
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