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*Harry thinking to himself*

"Okay...just try to act natural, don't make it look like anything's wrong. But I really wish I could unstick this جھاڑو from my head."

This is مزید than just a جھاڑو for me, it's my friend Nimbus.

I see you're looking at my Nimbus. No, آپ cant ride it, it's MINE

My precious...

"I'm going to shove this جھاڑو up Malfoy's پچھواڑے, گدا and claim victory, will آپ help me succeed?"