50. People say that آپ have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, آپ know آپ have never read یا seen too much Harry Potter.
48. آپ own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. آپ own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written سے طرف کی J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your پسندیدہ کتابیں and فلمیں is Harry Potter.
45. آپ compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. آپ quote the novels…all the time.
43. آپ not only quote the novels, آپ allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before آپ do, they make sure to
call یا میل ای آپ because they know what a پرستار آپ are.
41. People buy (or take random pictures) random and unusual Harry Potter things for آپ because they know آپ are a diehard پرستار and will appreciate it.
40. آپ want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. آپ want a کتے to name so آپ can name him Padfoot.
38. آپ learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. آپ find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. آپ are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. آپ really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. آپ cannot go to England without going to آکسفورڈ so آپ can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. آپ want to visit King’s پار, صلیب too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. آپ can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. آپ say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. آپ have referred to those less than آپ as ‘Muggles.’
28. آپ really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. آپ would love some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured جیلی Beans made سے طرف کی جیلی Belly just because آپ wanted to feel مزید like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
گھاس and earwax.
25. آپ celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. آپ want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. آپ know which Hogwart’s House آپ would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes آپ are proud of which one آپ subscribe you.
21. آپ call the teachers/professors آپ do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. آپ mentally connect nearly everyone آپ meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. آپ take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes آپ Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not love her if آپ did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without آپ smiling, laughing, یا start day-dreaming.
16. Your پسندیدہ number is 394.
15. آپ cry whenever آپ hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. آپ read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. آپ were very happy when the آکسفورڈ English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter یا Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your دوستوں come to آپ with any Harry Potter سوالات because they know آپ will know for sure.
9. آپ really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played سے طرف کی Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. آپ saw what happened to Fred Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and آپ considered writing a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. آپ wish someone could love آپ the way Severus loved Lily.
A. آپ also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
آپ want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your دل but آپ don’t.
6. A little piece of آپ died with Severus.
A. Actually, آپ cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school آپ mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. آپ waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and آپ are still waiting
3. آپ had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. آپ think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. آپ have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. آپ know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books
As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters دن waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a دل appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the دل turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended سے طرف کی me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
سے طرف کی Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as آپ say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink کارتوس, ٹونٹا (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
آپ need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the پسندیدہ drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will بستر yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
سے طرف کی Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as آپ say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink کارتوس, ٹونٹا (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
آپ need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the پسندیدہ drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will بستر yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still love the مصنف and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the کتابیں i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing مصنف for a pairing.
