1. Offer him مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن fudge کی, لغویات that آپ cooked yourself, and tell him that آپ named it Cornelius fudge کی, لغویات because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that لیموں, چونے green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really مزید of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, مزید flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to شامل میں a conga line with آپ and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much مزید of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to شامل میں S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his بولر, گیند باز hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that آپ were just trying to دکھائیں your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, کتے eyes.
2. Tell him that لیموں, چونے green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really مزید of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, مزید flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to شامل میں a conga line with آپ and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much مزید of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to شامل میں S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his بولر, گیند باز hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that آپ were just trying to دکھائیں your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, کتے eyes.
1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips
2) Send Snape shampoo
3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.
4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.
5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.
6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.
7) Convince Remus that all the کتابیں in the لائبریری have been stolen and that it is closing down.
8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.
9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the ماہ when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.
10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross
11)I will not change the ورڈ پاس to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
2) Send Snape shampoo
3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.
4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.
5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.
6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.
7) Convince Remus that all the کتابیں in the لائبریری have been stolen and that it is closing down.
8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.
9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the ماہ when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.
10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross
11)I will not change the ورڈ پاس to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Some Harry Potter شائقین might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the اگلے one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other شائقین should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the فلمیں and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter پرستار یا I don't look آگے to the اگلے movie, but if آپ haven't seen the movie stick to the book.