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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can آپ forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the سٹریٹ, گلی physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your پچھواڑے, گدا like rembrandt!
Ha! آپ Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when آپ see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what آپ did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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posted by Canada24
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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated سے طرف کی you.
I was so enchanted سے طرف کی your beauty that I ran into that دیوار over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime آپ passed by, just so I could stare at آپ a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1)"Why, do آپ find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the سیکنڈ grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and آپ actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with مزید than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are آپ busy?" یا "Are آپ doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and آپ want to confuse them. No laughing یا anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my دوستوں do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do آپ want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is آپ who is calling me. Ok, so what did آپ need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. آپ called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! آپ are the one who called me! Now i ask one مزید time who are آپ and why did آپ call my at this...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and آپ have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation سے طرف کی saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall یا any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way آپ laugh as آپ wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt یا Uncle. If آپ dare, hug them.
5. While passing a random stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für ماند, خلوت خانہ Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone آپ love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard یا hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as آپ open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 منٹ یا so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring یا your nails on the blackboard اگلے time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. اگلے کنسرٹ آپ go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If آپ don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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A تیز رو, سوئفٹ lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If آپ want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive یا they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE آپ LATER!

So night one, here we go,...
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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin آپ see
My heart
Through this laughter آپ feel
My pain
Even through this mask آپ see
My face
For آپ are the only one who really knows just who I am

And آپ تلاش me
And آپ know all the secrets of my heart
And آپ تلاش me
Revealing the mysteries of who آپ are
آپ تلاش me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When آپ are the only one who really knows just who I am

And آپ تلاش me
And آپ know all the secrets of my heart
And آپ تلاش me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give مزید than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving مزید than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants آپ to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help آپ answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: آپ HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT آپ DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when آپ say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. آپ look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and آپ never get tired of being with us.

4. I love آپ and only you.-Well, آپ guys get the picture.

5. I will be with آپ forever.

6. آپ have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. آپ shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for آپ to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when آپ want to get kicked out of the DMV. سے طرف کی Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy اگلے to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over سے طرف کی a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people اگلے to آپ look at آپ funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down اگلے to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your پسندیدہ دکھائیں the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big دکھائیں number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
posted by TimberHumphrey
(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw آپ dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then آپ saw me, caught آپ سے طرف کی surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make آپ cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that آپ fell apart
But آپ walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like آپ didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make آپ cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made آپ think that...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone and welcome to the اگلے half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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Are آپ bored? Do آپ have the humor of a 10 سال old boy? Do آپ like موسیقی that doesn't have a real point? Do آپ like موسیقی that will make your grandma look at آپ with disappointment in her eyes!? If آپ answered yes to any of these سوالات then here is a فہرست for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes موسیقی about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John دل - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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