6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the گھنٹی, بیل (The bell)
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend
7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
آپ know how it is
I hate this, آپ hate this
My sister is سے طرف کی my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't آپ know it
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
[Chorus]
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today
Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end
M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front نشست (In the front seat)
In the back نشست (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing سے طرف کی is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five منٹ late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all
[Chorus x2]
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the گھنٹی, بیل (The bell)
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend
7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
آپ know how it is
I hate this, آپ hate this
My sister is سے طرف کی my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't آپ know it
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
[Chorus]
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today
Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end
M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front نشست (In the front seat)
In the back نشست (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing سے طرف کی is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five منٹ late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all
[Chorus x2]
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which ماہ do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From بھیڑوں, بھیڑ and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) گلہری, جائے وقوع fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the تخت in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which ماہ do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From بھیڑوں, بھیڑ and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) گلہری, جائے وقوع fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the تخت in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys آپ all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I کہا horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a سیکنڈ chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if آپ don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten آپ یا go after آپ if آپ don't don't worry
but if آپ do forgive me آپ wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't رپورٹ me please just read the مضمون and don't رپورٹ me I wont be mean ever again
if آپ guys forgive me awesome if آپ don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if آپ do forgive me آپ wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't رپورٹ me please just read the مضمون and don't رپورٹ me I wont be mean ever again
if آپ guys forgive me awesome if آپ don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never کہا آپ NEED a nose job. I just کہا it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could آپ excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have دیا someone like آپ a سیکنڈ look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I تاریخ just won't be as smart as I am.
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--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never کہا آپ NEED a nose job. I just کہا it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could آپ excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have دیا someone like آپ a سیکنڈ look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I تاریخ just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered سے طرف کی our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 سیکنڈ (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call آپ forth.
Hoping آپ are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered سے طرف کی our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 سیکنڈ (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call آپ forth.
Hoping آپ are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's موسیقی teacher once کہا of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a ماہ and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's موسیقی teacher once کہا of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a ماہ and dropped out forever.
