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posted by 1-800-Zombiesz
▶ "How Tough Am I? How Tough AM I? I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden; and I only cried for 20 Minutes!"

▶ "Making Babies Cry! I Do It All The Time! It's So Much Damn Fun; To Make Them Babies Cry~"

▶ "Slam-A-Cow!"

▶ "I'm Patrick Star. I Drowned In An Underwater Beach. F**k Logics."

▶ "If Vampires Glitter In The Sun... Is My Glitter Glue A Vampire?"

▶ "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I Am Ignoring You."

▶ "I Like You. آپ Remind Me Of When I Was Young & Stupid."

▶ "Smile. It Scares People"

▶ "My Mom Said, "Where Is My Panty Hoes?" and I said, "Don't آپ Mean, 'Where My Hoes At'?" My Mom Stared At Me & Said, "Alright Where My Hoes At?" Funniest Moment Ever."

▶ "I Didn't Trip. I Was Testing Gravity. It Works."
OMFO (OH MY FLYING OSTRAGE) ITS SOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when آپ say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. آپ look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and آپ never get tired of being with us.

4. I love آپ and only you.-Well, آپ guys get the picture.

5. I will be with آپ forever.

6. آپ have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. آپ shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for آپ to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when آپ want to get kicked out of the DMV. سے طرف کی Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy اگلے to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over سے طرف کی a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people اگلے to آپ look at آپ funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down اگلے to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your پسندیدہ دکھائیں the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big دکھائیں number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
These guys are freaking amazing.
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE آپ AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING آپ 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T آپ EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO آپ BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF یا I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the دکھائیں earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by fencingrocks
In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science میز, جدول in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...
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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her پیزا cut into six pieces یا twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did آپ get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make آپ tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are آپ remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with آپ when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves آپ more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her دوستوں say i love her مزید than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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