Random Article: [ ♥ ] My پسندیدہ Quotes

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posted by 1-800-Zombiesz

▶ "How Tough Am I? How Tough AM I? I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden; and I only cried for 20 Minutes!"

▶ "Making Babies Cry! I Do It All The Time! It's So Much Damn Fun; To Make Them Babies Cry~"

▶ "Slam-A-Cow!"

▶ "I'm Patrick Star. I Drowned In An Underwater Beach. F**k Logics."

▶ "If Vampires Glitter In The Sun... Is My Glitter Glue A Vampire?"

▶ "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I Am Ignoring You."

▶ "I Like You. آپ Remind Me Of When I Was Young & Stupid."

▶ "Smile. It Scares People"

▶ "My Mom Said, "Where Is My Panty Hoes?" and I said, "Don't آپ Mean, 'Where My Hoes At'?" My Mom Stared At Me & Said, "Alright Where My Hoes At?" Funniest Moment Ever."

▶ "I Didn't Trip. I Was Testing Gravity. It Works."

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swiddlewiddle LOL! :))

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Flair Quotes :-)

posted by brooki

Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope آپ realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good دوستوں don't let آپ do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! آپ actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If آپ met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse یا Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up سے طرف کی singing ساحل سمندر, بیچ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say آپ taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if آپ have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT تاریخ IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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Emo quotes and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that آپ were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes آپ can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One دن you'll ask me, "which is مزید important to you, me یا your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing آپ are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...

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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

added by liridonarama96

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BILLIE PIPER: Ring my گھنٹی, بیل (includes lyrics)

added by Atlahua

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billie piper

random

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10 Things to do in a Parking گیراج

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Stand سے طرف کی one of the doors یا elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on سب, سب سے اوپر of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks سے طرف کی say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a سینڈوچ sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair اگلے to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."

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Veronicas: All About Us Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause آپ know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause آپ know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In آپ I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...

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Calliope Channel

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the سب, سب سے اوپر 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the random picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End

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6 Quotes 6 sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives آپ something to look آگے to."
The End

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10 Things dudes NEED to get bout gurls

posted by lauren777222

(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off فر, سمور ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of فر, سمور our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur دوستوں to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll خارج it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 یا OLDER———DONT GET...

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Shimmy - System Of A Down

posted by 7things

Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in آپ are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in آپ are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in آپ are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in آپ are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...

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perfect life... think again chapter 1 (plz read)

posted by karpach_14

Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she کہا no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...

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WILL WE HAVE AN عملی حکمت TWILIGHT VERSION?

posted by ShiningsTar542

Girls!
-if آپ love عملی حکمت and Twilight,
then آپ are going to love this!

-They are making an عملی حکمت series of the saga!

مزید and مزید the rumor of an عملی حکمت Twilight دکھائیں is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight عملی حکمت until 2013!

Sent in سے طرف کی (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 25 Songs Please تبصرہ About Them!

posted by selenagomezfan7

1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل Our Love
9 Selena Gomez A سال Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ Love Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug

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Grandpa & I at the local cinema

posted by darkkhorn19

Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, آپ kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Gothic clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...

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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no کشمش, مویز Bran
Well, don't آپ know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food آپ hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till آپ clean off your plate
So eat it, don't آپ tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some مزید chicken, have some مزید pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled یا fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

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