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James
کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am singing my پسندیدہ song, 21 guns سے طرف کی Green دن whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down screaming, “He love’s me!” but she sits there calmly and grins whenever Tori walks up to her and grabs the phone out of her hands. “Jeez Louise!” She says and throws the phone at Beth. I look up from the grill and over to Beth. She’s standing up now and looking in her phones mirror, her back is facing me, and she’s close enough that I can see the phone and her face, smudged up against the phone. “Beth, what’s going on?” Minnie looks up from her tablet. “I just got a text.” Minnie opens her eyes wide, like it’s the end of the world. “And I care…why?” She looks back down at the tablet and opens the 64 pack of crayons, and points her hand straight for the silky green. “Because, I NOW have someone to cuddle with while آپ guys are off doing your stuff.” Beth sniffs. Minnie looks over to where Sam is frying fries. “Well, good for you…I guess.” I look up at her and roll my eyes. “Aww, man!” I groan. “Did آپ say he was coming over today?” She nodded, her shoulder length hair, bouncing up and down. “You mean I have to put ANOTHER burger on!” She grinned at me and I said, “Well I bet آپ just love watching me suffffffffffffffffffffer!” I screamed. She looked at me like I was messed up then turned away. I gritted my teeth and put another one on the grill. I flipped it up and down and gave Beth’s ‘special love’. I mean, man if she tastes spit in it, I have NO clue what happened!
    Not long after I flipped the mystery boy’s burger I saw a car pull into the driveway. I looked over to where Tyler was sitting, his eyes puffy, and said, “Psst, Tyler!!” He looked up and then heard the rumbling of the stones underneath the wheels. “Oh…” He didn’t size it up very big, because he looked back down at his hands. I sighed and then grabbed the spatula کے, گوندھنے and smacked it against my تہبند, برساتی that کہا ‘Kiss the Cook!’. Tori looked up from tossing the salad, Chelsea walked out with a pan of Mac and Cheese. “Where’s Beth?” I asked. “I think she went inside to pee.” I gagged and looked over at the speaker (Tori). “Well thank you, miss little Tori for giving me nightmares.” She giggled and said, “No problem, if آپ want more. I have TONS of other things to think about!” Just then, Beth walked down with her oversized Nike sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ on, and with her iPod Nano. “Bethy!” I کہا and took two cheeseburgers off the grill. “Your BOYTOY is here!” I said. She looked over at the car, who had just parked. She squealed like a guinea pig and jumped two steps down to where the brick path was laid. The guy got out of the car. He had pitch black hair, and gray eyes. He was wearing a ‘Hey Monday’ شرٹ, قمیض that کہا “LIVE IN CONCERT!” He was also wearing plaid shorts that were blue and white.
    “David!” Beth said. She walked up to him and awkwardly hugged him. He hugged her back, equally awkward and then backed up. “Um. Hi, Beth.” He کہا and looked around. He looked embarrassed, especially when I turned to see Naomi gawking at them. “Well, David.” She pointed to me and to Chelsea. “That’s Chelsea and James, they’re a couple.” Then she looked over to Tori and pointed at her, and then found, Laken. “Tori and Laken.” “Ella and Zack.” She found Minnie, who was still drawing, then found Sam who was tracing a dragon on his paper. “Minnie, who’s drawing and Sam, who’s tracing.” “Tyler.” She pauses and leans in to whisper something to him. He nods and waves to Tyler. “And, his girlfriend, Naomi.”
    
    An گھنٹہ after David got here, I looked over my shoulder, to see Tori and Laken practically ripping each others’ shirts off. I gagged and said, “Tori, Laken! We have a guest!!” I said. Tori looked up, without taking her lips off of Laken. She groaned and rolled her eyes, then closed them. I sighed then put the last burger on the plate. Whenever I dished them out, I put cheese on mine then added ketchup. I got the Mac and Cheese then sat down. That’s whenever I heard this…

“EW! This tastes like SPIT!” Beth screamed. I giggled and looked down at my hands.

I love آپ brain for these WONDERFUL ideas!!:}

{Thought آپ would enjoy another chapter. Sorry about it being late, and James, being fruity!:] He really is fruity in real life!! I hope آپ enjoyed.}

Want chapters faster? Give me ideas! Also, تبصرے get me motivated! SO LET’S GO!!

Also, when this is finished, I have another story called “Waiting for the End”. I have it typed on my iPod, but I CAN post it now if آپ want?

^Comment if u are interested in that!!

--MoOlAh
    
posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.

13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And آپ ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know آپ better than آپ know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but آپ start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but آپ turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will آپ believe,...
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mysterious love

- chapter 13-





"Ok آپ can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought آپ would like them."
"Well آپ were right! " Then I realized I was acting like a 6 سال old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not acting like a six سال old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I کہا the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when آپ smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll دکھائیں you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are آپ kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope آپ like it. Please تبصرہ down below about what آپ like, what آپ don’t like, and what آپ want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice reading and writing in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn مزید about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic سیکنڈ line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
added by tanyya
Ok so we all hear love stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one دن she was walking in the halls with her دوستوں and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) کہا in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie کہا "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah کہا "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie کہا "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat سے طرف کی Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....
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I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze ویڈیوز on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot مزید simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge گلابی Floyd پرستار before this album. Obviously I do love them now.. The دیوار really made a گلابی Floyd...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: آپ interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. آپ know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and اقدام right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the ماہ this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first دن of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first دن of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: ارے Master Sword, اگلے time آپ interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW سال ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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posted by peterparkerrbu
Every link game has two essential components: a فہرست of words and a letter grid that appears random. The players must تلاش the grid for the listed words and drag their ماؤس over them to highlight them. The فہرست is automatically rubbed out for each word that is highlighted.

The words can be shown backwards, diagonally, horizontally, and vertically. The words are divided into categories یا topics in order to assist players with their requests.
Game rules
The player who is the youngest at the start of the game goes first. Before revealing the first word, rotate the playing board in a clockwise...
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posted by elsafan1010
I was born in autumn (November 19th) so I am used to rains and storms. It rained heavily in Istanbul this year, and on سب, سب سے اوپر of that, there was a lot of lightning. In fact, my school was closed due to the extremely strong wind. As I write this right now, I have mixed feelings about the rain.

Although the rain makes most people sad, I always like to feel a little sad. That peaceful sound of rain, drop سے طرف کی drop and its beauty. Moreover, I love water, and rain is made of water. I love icy weather, and آپ can't imagine how wonderful it is to snuggle up in your warm duvet at ہوم watching the rain....
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Here's an مضمون I've been putting off for a long پچھواڑے, گدا time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..

I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..


1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, آپ know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..


2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does دکھائیں that Adam can...
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Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six سال old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
said "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they کہا "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no...
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