کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James
I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am singing my پسندیدہ song, 21 guns سے طرف کی Green دن whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down screaming, “He love’s me!” but she sits there calmly and grins whenever Tori walks up to her and grabs the phone out of her hands. “Jeez Louise!” She says and throws the phone at Beth. I look up from the grill and over to Beth. She’s standing up now and looking in her phones mirror, her back is facing me, and she’s close enough that I can see the phone and her face, smudged up against the phone. “Beth, what’s going on?” Minnie looks up from her tablet. “I just got a text.” Minnie opens her eyes wide, like it’s the end of the world. “And I care…why?” She looks back down at the tablet and opens the 64 pack of crayons, and points her hand straight for the silky green. “Because, I NOW have someone to cuddle with while آپ guys are off doing your stuff.” Beth sniffs. Minnie looks over to where Sam is frying fries. “Well, good for you…I guess.” I look up at her and roll my eyes. “Aww, man!” I groan. “Did آپ say he was coming over today?” She nodded, her shoulder length hair, bouncing up and down. “You mean I have to put ANOTHER burger on!” She grinned at me and I said, “Well I bet آپ just love watching me suffffffffffffffffffffer!” I screamed. She looked at me like I was messed up then turned away. I gritted my teeth and put another one on the grill. I flipped it up and down and gave Beth’s ‘special love’. I mean, man if she tastes spit in it, I have NO clue what happened!
Not long after I flipped the mystery boy’s burger I saw a car pull into the driveway. I looked over to where Tyler was sitting, his eyes puffy, and said, “Psst, Tyler!!” He looked up and then heard the rumbling of the stones underneath the wheels. “Oh…” He didn’t size it up very big, because he looked back down at his hands. I sighed and then grabbed the spatula کے, گوندھنے and smacked it against my تہبند, برساتی that کہا ‘Kiss the Cook!’. Tori looked up from tossing the salad, Chelsea walked out with a pan of Mac and Cheese. “Where’s Beth?” I asked. “I think she went inside to pee.” I gagged and looked over at the speaker (Tori). “Well thank you, miss little Tori for giving me nightmares.” She giggled and said, “No problem, if آپ want more. I have TONS of other things to think about!” Just then, Beth walked down with her oversized Nike sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ on, and with her iPod Nano. “Bethy!” I کہا and took two cheeseburgers off the grill. “Your BOYTOY is here!” I said. She looked over at the car, who had just parked. She squealed like a guinea pig and jumped two steps down to where the brick path was laid. The guy got out of the car. He had pitch black hair, and gray eyes. He was wearing a ‘Hey Monday’ شرٹ, قمیض that کہا “LIVE IN CONCERT!” He was also wearing plaid shorts that were blue and white.
“David!” Beth said. She walked up to him and awkwardly hugged him. He hugged her back, equally awkward and then backed up. “Um. Hi, Beth.” He کہا and looked around. He looked embarrassed, especially when I turned to see Naomi gawking at them. “Well, David.” She pointed to me and to Chelsea. “That’s Chelsea and James, they’re a couple.” Then she looked over to Tori and pointed at her, and then found, Laken. “Tori and Laken.” “Ella and Zack.” She found Minnie, who was still drawing, then found Sam who was tracing a dragon on his paper. “Minnie, who’s drawing and Sam, who’s tracing.” “Tyler.” She pauses and leans in to whisper something to him. He nods and waves to Tyler. “And, his girlfriend, Naomi.”
An گھنٹہ after David got here, I looked over my shoulder, to see Tori and Laken practically ripping each others’ shirts off. I gagged and said, “Tori, Laken! We have a guest!!” I said. Tori looked up, without taking her lips off of Laken. She groaned and rolled her eyes, then closed them. I sighed then put the last burger on the plate. Whenever I dished them out, I put cheese on mine then added ketchup. I got the Mac and Cheese then sat down. That’s whenever I heard this…
“EW! This tastes like SPIT!” Beth screamed. I giggled and looked down at my hands.
I love آپ brain for these WONDERFUL ideas!!:}
{Thought آپ would enjoy another chapter. Sorry about it being late, and James, being fruity!:] He really is fruity in real life!! I hope آپ enjoyed.}
Want chapters faster? Give me ideas! Also, تبصرے get me motivated! SO LET’S GO!!
Also, when this is finished, I have another story called “Waiting for the End”. I have it typed on my iPod, but I CAN post it now if آپ want?
^Comment if u are interested in that!!
--MoOlAh
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James
I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am singing my پسندیدہ song, 21 guns سے طرف کی Green دن whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down screaming, “He love’s me!” but she sits there calmly and grins whenever Tori walks up to her and grabs the phone out of her hands. “Jeez Louise!” She says and throws the phone at Beth. I look up from the grill and over to Beth. She’s standing up now and looking in her phones mirror, her back is facing me, and she’s close enough that I can see the phone and her face, smudged up against the phone. “Beth, what’s going on?” Minnie looks up from her tablet. “I just got a text.” Minnie opens her eyes wide, like it’s the end of the world. “And I care…why?” She looks back down at the tablet and opens the 64 pack of crayons, and points her hand straight for the silky green. “Because, I NOW have someone to cuddle with while آپ guys are off doing your stuff.” Beth sniffs. Minnie looks over to where Sam is frying fries. “Well, good for you…I guess.” I look up at her and roll my eyes. “Aww, man!” I groan. “Did آپ say he was coming over today?” She nodded, her shoulder length hair, bouncing up and down. “You mean I have to put ANOTHER burger on!” She grinned at me and I said, “Well I bet آپ just love watching me suffffffffffffffffffffer!” I screamed. She looked at me like I was messed up then turned away. I gritted my teeth and put another one on the grill. I flipped it up and down and gave Beth’s ‘special love’. I mean, man if she tastes spit in it, I have NO clue what happened!
Not long after I flipped the mystery boy’s burger I saw a car pull into the driveway. I looked over to where Tyler was sitting, his eyes puffy, and said, “Psst, Tyler!!” He looked up and then heard the rumbling of the stones underneath the wheels. “Oh…” He didn’t size it up very big, because he looked back down at his hands. I sighed and then grabbed the spatula کے, گوندھنے and smacked it against my تہبند, برساتی that کہا ‘Kiss the Cook!’. Tori looked up from tossing the salad, Chelsea walked out with a pan of Mac and Cheese. “Where’s Beth?” I asked. “I think she went inside to pee.” I gagged and looked over at the speaker (Tori). “Well thank you, miss little Tori for giving me nightmares.” She giggled and said, “No problem, if آپ want more. I have TONS of other things to think about!” Just then, Beth walked down with her oversized Nike sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ on, and with her iPod Nano. “Bethy!” I کہا and took two cheeseburgers off the grill. “Your BOYTOY is here!” I said. She looked over at the car, who had just parked. She squealed like a guinea pig and jumped two steps down to where the brick path was laid. The guy got out of the car. He had pitch black hair, and gray eyes. He was wearing a ‘Hey Monday’ شرٹ, قمیض that کہا “LIVE IN CONCERT!” He was also wearing plaid shorts that were blue and white.
“David!” Beth said. She walked up to him and awkwardly hugged him. He hugged her back, equally awkward and then backed up. “Um. Hi, Beth.” He کہا and looked around. He looked embarrassed, especially when I turned to see Naomi gawking at them. “Well, David.” She pointed to me and to Chelsea. “That’s Chelsea and James, they’re a couple.” Then she looked over to Tori and pointed at her, and then found, Laken. “Tori and Laken.” “Ella and Zack.” She found Minnie, who was still drawing, then found Sam who was tracing a dragon on his paper. “Minnie, who’s drawing and Sam, who’s tracing.” “Tyler.” She pauses and leans in to whisper something to him. He nods and waves to Tyler. “And, his girlfriend, Naomi.”
An گھنٹہ after David got here, I looked over my shoulder, to see Tori and Laken practically ripping each others’ shirts off. I gagged and said, “Tori, Laken! We have a guest!!” I said. Tori looked up, without taking her lips off of Laken. She groaned and rolled her eyes, then closed them. I sighed then put the last burger on the plate. Whenever I dished them out, I put cheese on mine then added ketchup. I got the Mac and Cheese then sat down. That’s whenever I heard this…
“EW! This tastes like SPIT!” Beth screamed. I giggled and looked down at my hands.
I love آپ brain for these WONDERFUL ideas!!:}
{Thought آپ would enjoy another chapter. Sorry about it being late, and James, being fruity!:] He really is fruity in real life!! I hope آپ enjoyed.}
Want chapters faster? Give me ideas! Also, تبصرے get me motivated! SO LET’S GO!!
Also, when this is finished, I have another story called “Waiting for the End”. I have it typed on my iPod, but I CAN post it now if آپ want?
^Comment if u are interested in that!!
--MoOlAh
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic سیکنڈ line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'