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James
کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am singing my پسندیدہ song, 21 guns سے طرف کی Green دن whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down screaming, “He love’s me!” but she sits there calmly and grins whenever Tori walks up to her and grabs the phone out of her hands. “Jeez Louise!” She says and throws the phone at Beth. I look up from the grill and over to Beth. She’s standing up now and looking in her phones mirror, her back is facing me, and she’s close enough that I can see the phone and her face, smudged up against the phone. “Beth, what’s going on?” Minnie looks up from her tablet. “I just got a text.” Minnie opens her eyes wide, like it’s the end of the world. “And I care…why?” She looks back down at the tablet and opens the 64 pack of crayons, and points her hand straight for the silky green. “Because, I NOW have someone to cuddle with while آپ guys are off doing your stuff.” Beth sniffs. Minnie looks over to where Sam is frying fries. “Well, good for you…I guess.” I look up at her and roll my eyes. “Aww, man!” I groan. “Did آپ say he was coming over today?” She nodded, her shoulder length hair, bouncing up and down. “You mean I have to put ANOTHER burger on!” She grinned at me and I said, “Well I bet آپ just love watching me suffffffffffffffffffffer!” I screamed. She looked at me like I was messed up then turned away. I gritted my teeth and put another one on the grill. I flipped it up and down and gave Beth’s ‘special love’. I mean, man if she tastes spit in it, I have NO clue what happened!
    Not long after I flipped the mystery boy’s burger I saw a car pull into the driveway. I looked over to where Tyler was sitting, his eyes puffy, and said, “Psst, Tyler!!” He looked up and then heard the rumbling of the stones underneath the wheels. “Oh…” He didn’t size it up very big, because he looked back down at his hands. I sighed and then grabbed the spatula کے, گوندھنے and smacked it against my تہبند, برساتی that کہا ‘Kiss the Cook!’. Tori looked up from tossing the salad, Chelsea walked out with a pan of Mac and Cheese. “Where’s Beth?” I asked. “I think she went inside to pee.” I gagged and looked over at the speaker (Tori). “Well thank you, miss little Tori for giving me nightmares.” She giggled and said, “No problem, if آپ want more. I have TONS of other things to think about!” Just then, Beth walked down with her oversized Nike sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ on, and with her iPod Nano. “Bethy!” I کہا and took two cheeseburgers off the grill. “Your BOYTOY is here!” I said. She looked over at the car, who had just parked. She squealed like a guinea pig and jumped two steps down to where the brick path was laid. The guy got out of the car. He had pitch black hair, and gray eyes. He was wearing a ‘Hey Monday’ شرٹ, قمیض that کہا “LIVE IN CONCERT!” He was also wearing plaid shorts that were blue and white.
    “David!” Beth said. She walked up to him and awkwardly hugged him. He hugged her back, equally awkward and then backed up. “Um. Hi, Beth.” He کہا and looked around. He looked embarrassed, especially when I turned to see Naomi gawking at them. “Well, David.” She pointed to me and to Chelsea. “That’s Chelsea and James, they’re a couple.” Then she looked over to Tori and pointed at her, and then found, Laken. “Tori and Laken.” “Ella and Zack.” She found Minnie, who was still drawing, then found Sam who was tracing a dragon on his paper. “Minnie, who’s drawing and Sam, who’s tracing.” “Tyler.” She pauses and leans in to whisper something to him. He nods and waves to Tyler. “And, his girlfriend, Naomi.”
    
    An گھنٹہ after David got here, I looked over my shoulder, to see Tori and Laken practically ripping each others’ shirts off. I gagged and said, “Tori, Laken! We have a guest!!” I said. Tori looked up, without taking her lips off of Laken. She groaned and rolled her eyes, then closed them. I sighed then put the last burger on the plate. Whenever I dished them out, I put cheese on mine then added ketchup. I got the Mac and Cheese then sat down. That’s whenever I heard this…

“EW! This tastes like SPIT!” Beth screamed. I giggled and looked down at my hands.

I love آپ brain for these WONDERFUL ideas!!:}

{Thought آپ would enjoy another chapter. Sorry about it being late, and James, being fruity!:] He really is fruity in real life!! I hope آپ enjoyed.}

Want chapters faster? Give me ideas! Also, تبصرے get me motivated! SO LET’S GO!!

Also, when this is finished, I have another story called “Waiting for the End”. I have it typed on my iPod, but I CAN post it now if آپ want?

^Comment if u are interested in that!!

--MoOlAh
    
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A love no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t آپ ever say I just walked away
I will always want آپ
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want آپ

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All آپ ever did was break me
Yeah, آپ wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put آپ high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, آپ let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever کہا to me

10. "If آپ keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was گیا کیا پوسٹ on my fanpop دیوار سے طرف کی Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her دیوار letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do آپ want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what آپ make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is آپ get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your دوستوں - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with آپ through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best دوستوں in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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posted by joe-kerr
ارے everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these quotes are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
سب, سب سے اوپر 24 eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope آپ like this one better than the first one please leave a تبصرہ if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P