~ In my opinion! alright! آپ can think what ever آپ can think about the heros on here ~
5. Batman: The majority of people love batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One دن he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my اگلے hero
4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that آپ can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What do bats have to do with robins anyway? Is there some connection that I’m missing here? Bats and robins can both fly, something neither Batman nor Robin can do سے طرف کی the way, but other than that the two have nothing in common. Robins aren’t even nocturnal. The funny thing is, Robin is one of the first superheroes ever created. (granted “super” is a stretch here). Its not like they were running out of cool bird names for superheroes at that point. I’m pretty sure Hawkman was still available. یا even the Blue Falcon. So we’re left with the simple question: Why Robin? Was he too scary for little kids? Was the creator of the dynamic duo some sort of closet bird watcher? We may never know the answer
3. White Rabbit: A geeky chick who married an old dude and had him killed so she can make gadgets and gizmoes which were, an armored rabbit with a bunch of weapons, your genetically rabid rabbits, those rocket boots she wears, razor carrots, and that umbrella she carrys that does… something [idk what]. Honey, I’m sorry your creators were stoned out of their minds when they created آپ – “Aw, man… آپ know what would be totally wicked? Killer bunnies! Oh yeah, also razor carrots… And a giant armored rabbit. And rocket boots! Aw man, This is sooooooooooo awesome!!"
2. AquaMan: In a comic book universe where almost every major story arc takes place on dry land, its good to have a super hero who can’t survive outside of the water for an extended period of time. Enter Aquaman, the super hero whose main powers are the ability to breath underwater and talk to fish. Yeah, that should come in handy اگلے time Darkseid decides to attack the Earth, right?
1. گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl: Do I really have to explain this choice? گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl’s main super power is the ability to communicate with squirrels. Yeah, آپ read that right. She communicates with squirrels. آپ have to give Marvel some credit here. The best stories I would have been able to come up with for this “super” hero would be looking for nuts and dodging cars. But the writers at Marvel have actually managed to create some great stories for گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl. Like the time her and her pet گلہری, جائے وقوع “Tippy-Toe” defeated Thanos all سے طرف کی themselves. And in another story line she even beat the criminal mastermind Doctor Doom. It takes some some great writing to pull off those stories. My only سوال is, why don’t the other Marvel heroes make fun of these guys afterwards? If I was the Silver Surfer and I was fighting Thanos, I would start taunting him about the time he got his پچھواڑے, گدا handed to him سے طرف کی گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl and her pet Tippy-Toe
~Now that I'm done with this, what's your فہرست look like~
5. Batman: The majority of people love batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One دن he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my اگلے hero
4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that آپ can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What do bats have to do with robins anyway? Is there some connection that I’m missing here? Bats and robins can both fly, something neither Batman nor Robin can do سے طرف کی the way, but other than that the two have nothing in common. Robins aren’t even nocturnal. The funny thing is, Robin is one of the first superheroes ever created. (granted “super” is a stretch here). Its not like they were running out of cool bird names for superheroes at that point. I’m pretty sure Hawkman was still available. یا even the Blue Falcon. So we’re left with the simple question: Why Robin? Was he too scary for little kids? Was the creator of the dynamic duo some sort of closet bird watcher? We may never know the answer
3. White Rabbit: A geeky chick who married an old dude and had him killed so she can make gadgets and gizmoes which were, an armored rabbit with a bunch of weapons, your genetically rabid rabbits, those rocket boots she wears, razor carrots, and that umbrella she carrys that does… something [idk what]. Honey, I’m sorry your creators were stoned out of their minds when they created آپ – “Aw, man… آپ know what would be totally wicked? Killer bunnies! Oh yeah, also razor carrots… And a giant armored rabbit. And rocket boots! Aw man, This is sooooooooooo awesome!!"
2. AquaMan: In a comic book universe where almost every major story arc takes place on dry land, its good to have a super hero who can’t survive outside of the water for an extended period of time. Enter Aquaman, the super hero whose main powers are the ability to breath underwater and talk to fish. Yeah, that should come in handy اگلے time Darkseid decides to attack the Earth, right?
1. گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl: Do I really have to explain this choice? گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl’s main super power is the ability to communicate with squirrels. Yeah, آپ read that right. She communicates with squirrels. آپ have to give Marvel some credit here. The best stories I would have been able to come up with for this “super” hero would be looking for nuts and dodging cars. But the writers at Marvel have actually managed to create some great stories for گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl. Like the time her and her pet گلہری, جائے وقوع “Tippy-Toe” defeated Thanos all سے طرف کی themselves. And in another story line she even beat the criminal mastermind Doctor Doom. It takes some some great writing to pull off those stories. My only سوال is, why don’t the other Marvel heroes make fun of these guys afterwards? If I was the Silver Surfer and I was fighting Thanos, I would start taunting him about the time he got his پچھواڑے, گدا handed to him سے طرف کی گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl and her pet Tippy-Toe
~Now that I'm done with this, what's your فہرست look like~
The سب, سب سے اوپر six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as آپ have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command یا File Name" is about as informative as
"If آپ don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as آپ make a commitment to one, آپ find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as آپ have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command یا File Name" is about as informative as
"If آپ don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as آپ make a commitment to one, آپ find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around آپ has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be دیا LIFE in prison without the possibility یا parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ازگر refused to eat it was دیا three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD دکھانا Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ازگر in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the ازگر failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ازگر refused to eat it was دیا three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD دکھانا Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ازگر in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the ازگر failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf یا date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the اگلے time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz تبصرہ ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
Like the عنوان says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My دوستوں کہا that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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