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posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! آپ can think what ever آپ can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people love batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One دن he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my اگلے hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that آپ can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What do bats have to do with robins anyway? Is there some connection that I’m missing here? Bats and robins can both fly, something neither Batman nor Robin can do سے طرف کی the way, but other than that the two have nothing in common. Robins aren’t even nocturnal. The funny thing is, Robin is one of the first superheroes ever created. (granted “super” is a stretch here). Its not like they were running out of cool bird names for superheroes at that point. I’m pretty sure Hawkman was still available. یا even the Blue Falcon. So we’re left with the simple question: Why Robin? Was he too scary for little kids? Was the creator of the dynamic duo some sort of closet bird watcher? We may never know the answer

3. White Rabbit: A geeky chick who married an old dude and had him killed so she can make gadgets and gizmoes which were, an armored rabbit with a bunch of weapons, your genetically rabid rabbits, those rocket boots she wears, razor carrots, and that umbrella she carrys that does… something [idk what]. Honey, I’m sorry your creators were stoned out of their minds when they created آپ – “Aw, man… آپ know what would be totally wicked? Killer bunnies! Oh yeah, also razor carrots… And a giant armored rabbit. And rocket boots! Aw man, This is sooooooooooo awesome!!"

2. AquaMan: In a comic book universe where almost every major story arc takes place on dry land, its good to have a super hero who can’t survive outside of the water for an extended period of time. Enter Aquaman, the super hero whose main powers are the ability to breath underwater and talk to fish. Yeah, that should come in handy اگلے time Darkseid decides to attack the Earth, right?

1. گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl: Do I really have to explain this choice? گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl’s main super power is the ability to communicate with squirrels. Yeah, آپ read that right. She communicates with squirrels. آپ have to give Marvel some credit here. The best stories I would have been able to come up with for this “super” hero would be looking for nuts and dodging cars. But the writers at Marvel have actually managed to create some great stories for گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl. Like the time her and her pet گلہری, جائے وقوع “Tippy-Toe” defeated Thanos all سے طرف کی themselves. And in another story line she even beat the criminal mastermind Doctor Doom. It takes some some great writing to pull off those stories. My only سوال is, why don’t the other Marvel heroes make fun of these guys afterwards? If I was the Silver Surfer and I was fighting Thanos, I would start taunting him about the time he got his پچھواڑے, گدا handed to him سے طرف کی گلہری, جائے وقوع Girl and her pet Tippy-Toe

~Now that I'm done with this, what's your فہرست look like~
posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did آپ get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been دیا your share !

HE: Will آپ come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make آپ very happy
SHE: Why? Are آپ leaving?

HE: What would آپ say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If love is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should آپ believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at آپ if آپ blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a درخت falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the پینٹاگون, گون were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a کی casserole, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole بتھ, مرغابی

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the اگلے car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The مزید it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying آپ should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the تبصرے which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz آپ hate America."

3. When آپ go to the princible's office, and when he asks why آپ were sent, say, "I wrote that آپ sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited سے طرف کی mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled سے طرف کی Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an سیب, ایپل tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened روٹی which is روٹی made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
آپ came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one دن embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I love the special bond that we beutifully share,
I love the way آپ دکھائیں u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever محفوظ within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't آپ try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer مکھن Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as آپ can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when آپ laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* مالٹا, نارنگی Lavaburst
* آڑو (no longer produced)
* Poppin' گلابی Lemonade
* سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy سیب, ایپل cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* مالٹا, نارنگی Supernova
* گلابی Lemonade
* رسبری, تُوت الارض Kiwi
* Strawberry
* سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C ھٹی, ترش Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did آپ really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be مزید than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special دن
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that دن
there was lots to be کہا
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When آپ کہا "I love you"
I کہا "I love آپ too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be مزید
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) اقدام everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an ہاتھی weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our دوستوں and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if آپ sometimes feel sad یا depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to آپ sorry, but if your in any other country, then آپ still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When آپ think of chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their سوالات with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not use if آپ cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping یا unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. آپ can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say آپ should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching ویژن ٹیلی سے طرف کی candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find ویژن ٹیلی very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO آپ - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring آپ the news of fail blog sooner...

some of آپ may know but the rest of آپ probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your دن to دن FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most random posts of failed تصویر shots of failures گیا کیا پوسٹ سے طرف کی dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make آپ laugh! آپ can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other مضمون like this so here's another one.I hope آپ enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks سے طرف کی (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a چائے party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals سے طرف کی say "would آپ like to شامل میں us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the گلابی fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good یا I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus کنسرٹ with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the کنسرٹ and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl یا not). Make sure آپ both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez یا Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's جیکٹ in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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دکھائیں this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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