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posted by VoicesInMyHead

Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!

Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, آپ can't lose!!!!!!!

2. آپ just KNOW his fangirls are gonna شامل میں your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give آپ an advantage!!!!!!! آپ can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF آپ WANT!!!!!!!!!

And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!

Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!

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..... Random Facts .....

posted by jodith

im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P

If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents...

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An important message.

posted by pandawinx

Hello everyone! :)

I'm here writing about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and کہا stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....

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The us trip from sydney )and the one that lost me all of my friends(

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves acting it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the دن I lost all my دوستوں lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in سال 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat اگلے to Fred who i had sat اگلے to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...