1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two منٹ later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if آپ are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when آپ get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if آپ can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 منٹ and if your teacher notices how long آپ were gone, say آپ have diarrhea یا constipation.
8.During a lesson یا while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, سوال it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your نشست and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if آپ are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if آپ aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how آپ are never chosen (even if آپ get chosen often) یا accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when آپ get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when آپ get asked about it, say that آپ aren't allowed آپ tell-the government has made آپ swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma یا grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! آپ look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen یا pencil to school so that آپ can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives آپ a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the دن with a grin.
17.When آپ are supposed to be reading silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives آپ the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... آپ look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this سوال due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that آپ heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that آپ can't answer that. They threatened آپ to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that آپ had to take care of'.
26.(If آپ haven't learned) In an important test یا assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your پچھواڑے, گدا off that afternoon and the اگلے دن when آپ are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that آپ are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, دن after day.
30.If آپ ever have to mark your own work, with every سوال آپ get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if آپ are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when آپ get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if آپ can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 منٹ and if your teacher notices how long آپ were gone, say آپ have diarrhea یا constipation.
8.During a lesson یا while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, سوال it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your نشست and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if آپ are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if آپ aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how آپ are never chosen (even if آپ get chosen often) یا accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when آپ get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when آپ get asked about it, say that آپ aren't allowed آپ tell-the government has made آپ swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma یا grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! آپ look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen یا pencil to school so that آپ can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives آپ a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the دن with a grin.
17.When آپ are supposed to be reading silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives آپ the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... آپ look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this سوال due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that آپ heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that آپ can't answer that. They threatened آپ to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that آپ had to take care of'.
26.(If آپ haven't learned) In an important test یا assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your پچھواڑے, گدا off that afternoon and the اگلے دن when آپ are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that آپ are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, دن after day.
30.If آپ ever have to mark your own work, with every سوال آپ get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new کچھی سینڈوچ this week. But I am writing this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought مزید about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between فلمیں and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch فلمیں far مزید often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city آپ might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make مزید time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought مزید about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between فلمیں and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch فلمیں far مزید often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city آپ might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make مزید time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude تبصرے to yourself. I hope آپ like it and please tell me what آپ think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper یا self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are کڑوا, تلخ but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which آپ can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are کڑوا, تلخ but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which آپ can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming یا seem polite. یا he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, یا worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear مزید of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? یا simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?