1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two منٹ later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if آپ are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when آپ get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if آپ can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 منٹ and if your teacher notices how long آپ were gone, say آپ have diarrhea یا constipation.
8.During a lesson یا while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, سوال it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your نشست and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if آپ are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if آپ aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how آپ are never chosen (even if آپ get chosen often) یا accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when آپ get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when آپ get asked about it, say that آپ aren't allowed آپ tell-the government has made آپ swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma یا grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! آپ look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen یا pencil to school so that آپ can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives آپ a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the دن with a grin.
17.When آپ are supposed to be reading silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives آپ the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... آپ look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this سوال due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that آپ heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that آپ can't answer that. They threatened آپ to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that آپ had to take care of'.
26.(If آپ haven't learned) In an important test یا assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your پچھواڑے, گدا off that afternoon and the اگلے دن when آپ are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that آپ are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, دن after day.
30.If آپ ever have to mark your own work, with every سوال آپ get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if آپ are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when آپ get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if آپ can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 منٹ and if your teacher notices how long آپ were gone, say آپ have diarrhea یا constipation.
8.During a lesson یا while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, سوال it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your نشست and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if آپ are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if آپ aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how آپ are never chosen (even if آپ get chosen often) یا accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when آپ get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when آپ get asked about it, say that آپ aren't allowed آپ tell-the government has made آپ swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma یا grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! آپ look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen یا pencil to school so that آپ can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives آپ a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the دن with a grin.
17.When آپ are supposed to be reading silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives آپ the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... آپ look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this سوال due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that آپ heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that آپ can't answer that. They threatened آپ to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that آپ had to take care of'.
26.(If آپ haven't learned) In an important test یا assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your پچھواڑے, گدا off that afternoon and the اگلے دن when آپ are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that آپ are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, دن after day.
30.If آپ ever have to mark your own work, with every سوال آپ get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes آپ mad یا doesnt agree with your point of view آپ just رپورٹ them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes آپ mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont رپورٹ thm. Because we are a big family and we dont رپورٹ یا block family we care and دکھائیں love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to رپورٹ someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes آپ mad یا doesnt agree with your point of view آپ just رپورٹ them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes آپ mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont رپورٹ thm. Because we are a big family and we dont رپورٹ یا block family we care and دکھائیں love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to رپورٹ someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do آپ want?" "I'm calling to رپورٹ my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank آپ very much for the call, sir." The اگلے day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. آپ didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did آپ notice I skipped number three.
7. آپ don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that آپ silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then آپ realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But آپ remember that a fact is something that can be proven right یا wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. آپ wish آپ never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch آپ with the missing number this time. یا did I?
14. آپ wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. آپ totally forgot I was only supposed to tell آپ ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. آپ didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did آپ notice I skipped number three.
7. آپ don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that آپ silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then آپ realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But آپ remember that a fact is something that can be proven right یا wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. آپ wish آپ never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch آپ with the missing number this time. یا did I?
14. آپ wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. آپ totally forgot I was only supposed to tell آپ ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then آپ sneeze and آپ fall down. Did آپ ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - آپ used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how آپ knew آپ had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - آپ know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then آپ sneeze and آپ fall down. Did آپ ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - آپ used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how آپ knew آپ had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - آپ know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
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