So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones آپ don't enjoy but آپ don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just daydreaming (about a bunch of grapes, with each انگور having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if آپ must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one انگور had just کہا to another "What did the انگور do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) سے طرف کی the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if آپ want to surprise a mouse".

I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the سوفی, لٹانا and was rolling around with laughter.

Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.

The اگلے دن I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.