So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones آپ don't enjoy but آپ don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just daydreaming (about a bunch of grapes, with each انگور having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if آپ must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one انگور had just کہا to another "What did the انگور do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) سے طرف کی the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if آپ want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the سوفی, لٹانا and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The اگلے دن I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one انگور had just کہا to another "What did the انگور do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) سے طرف کی the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if آپ want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the سوفی, لٹانا and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The اگلے دن I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy برداشت, ریچھ =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A زیبرا CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the زیبرا cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how آپ spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy برداشت, ریچھ =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A زیبرا CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the زیبرا cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how آپ spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
آپ always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i کہا no one cared about me
you'd say آپ do
آپ stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
آپ came to my rescue
and put down the knife
آپ told me آپ would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
آپ really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
آپ made me whole
it's that i love you
and even though were friends
i would always love آپ
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll love me too
and I'll be waiting for that دن to come
and you'll say I love you
and i'd do the same for you
when i کہا no one cared about me
you'd say آپ do
آپ stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
آپ came to my rescue
and put down the knife
آپ told me آپ would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
آپ really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
آپ made me whole
it's that i love you
and even though were friends
i would always love آپ
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll love me too
and I'll be waiting for that دن to come
and you'll say I love you
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies مضمون but here goes!
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last دن of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff آپ put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl آپ wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last دن of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff آپ put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl آپ wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.
One day, she talked during a آگ کے, آگ while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the تلاش for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang چرا لیا, چوری کی five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was ہوم schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END
One day, she talked during a آگ کے, آگ while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the تلاش for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang چرا لیا, چوری کی five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was ہوم schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END