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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days پہلے and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST RANDOM PARAGRAPHS IN THE تبصرے AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN مضمون AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as آپ please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i love Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my دل beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta love it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my love for an عملی حکمت person! Sebastian Michaelis! The love of my life, the روٹی to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently reading this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia یا foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , یا something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers دن was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا , like every night , my dog currently passed away last ماہ , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad پچھواڑے, گدا name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i love Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my پسندیدہ color is مرکت, ایمرلڈ , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become میں تپ, تپ , its just horrible , but then i love it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" یا whatever the lady کہا , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i love کتابیں , even maybe مزید then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw آپ something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating یا something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self مچھلی of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my Pikachu to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. آپ prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and آپ love dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.

...And then آپ all died.


The end.



Thanks To:     simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime,     Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and     KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know آپ guys!
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) اقدام everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an ہاتھی weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our دوستوں and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if آپ sometimes feel sad یا depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to آپ sorry, but if your in any other country, then آپ still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When آپ think of chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their سوالات with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not use if آپ cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping یا unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. آپ can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say آپ should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching ویژن ٹیلی سے طرف کی candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find ویژن ٹیلی very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO آپ - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring آپ the news of fail blog sooner...

some of آپ may know but the rest of آپ probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your دن to دن FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most random posts of failed تصویر shots of failures گیا کیا پوسٹ سے طرف کی dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make آپ laugh! آپ can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other مضمون like this so here's another one.I hope آپ enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks سے طرف کی (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a چائے party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals سے طرف کی say "would آپ like to شامل میں us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the گلابی fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good یا I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus کنسرٹ with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the کنسرٹ and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl یا not). Make sure آپ both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez یا Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's جیکٹ in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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دکھائیں this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT تاریخ IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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My friend گیا کیا پوسٹ these on her bebo page a while پہلے so I thought I'd share them with آپ :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

مزید famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy کرن, رے cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's دل and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are مزید active sleeping than watching TV

-There are مزید chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After آپ cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and آگ کے, آگ trucks so آپ get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what آپ are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let آپ in front of him/her, دکھائیں your appreciation سے طرف کی letting the entire...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people اگلے to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your دوستوں at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if آپ throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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Ask everyone آپ meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as آپ can.
If آپ see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to بتھ, مرغابی under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as آپ can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, یا pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum مزید gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min یا completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting مزید till آپ reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage یا compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens یا stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا last night watching some rubbish ویژن ٹیلی دکھائیں and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my قوس قزح colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I love آپ soooooo much' and so I was like 'I love آپ more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting آپ a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting آپ one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten منٹ later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
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