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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days پہلے and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST RANDOM PARAGRAPHS IN THE تبصرے AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN مضمون AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as آپ please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i love Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my دل beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta love it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my love for an عملی حکمت person! Sebastian Michaelis! The love of my life, the روٹی to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently reading this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia یا foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , یا something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers دن was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا , like every night , my dog currently passed away last ماہ , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad پچھواڑے, گدا name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i love Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my پسندیدہ color is مرکت, ایمرلڈ , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become میں تپ, تپ , its just horrible , but then i love it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" یا whatever the lady کہا , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i love کتابیں , even maybe مزید then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw آپ something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating یا something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self مچھلی of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my Pikachu to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. آپ prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and آپ love dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.

...And then آپ all died.


The end.



Thanks To:     simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime,     Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and     KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know آپ guys!
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
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 I don't care who آپ are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. آپ can thank me later.

1.    Money

We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.

2.    Schools

The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for...
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The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do آپ think are greater,the advantages یا disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
posted by bubblegumm16
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from آپ mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes آپ یا hits آپ *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to آپ first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her دوستوں house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes آپ *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets آپ wear his clothing *he likes آپ in his stuff*
7) If آپ are tired of waiting for him to make the first اقدام *make it yourself*
When creating a فہرست of 100 ways to motivate yourself it struck that there were some commonalities inherent in a lot of the entries. Most of the items on the فہرست consist of a physical یا emotional state that آپ don’t currently have but can make into a goal of some type that آپ can then strive after. The motivation in this is two fold if آپ keep in mind that the journey یا striving is just as important as the goal یا endpoint. If آپ can periodically look at how far آپ have come from where آپ started then the distance left to the goal won’t matter as much because آپ will have a sense...
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ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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1. Because, let's face it, if آپ are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that آپ didn't quite think it through... Where do آپ think we get all the resources from to make money and مزید technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being مزید sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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Lefty requested this article. If آپ haven't seen all of the فلمیں in question. I'll let it be known there's going to be spoilers. Most of the فلمیں I am going to be talking about are older however.

There's times despite enjoying the multitude of possibilities recreating the wheel can offer. I prefer people go back to basics یا draw up another idea to better fit the project. یا quite frankly copy the same idea.

Example: In Dark Phoenix: When the X-men were carrying out their mission.. why was it necessary to have cyclops use some sort of beam focuser (Or whatever it was) to stop the rocket...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so it's that time again, guys. i'm gonna do another movie review. what we got this time?
*the Norm of the North poster pops up*
oh no. oh no. OH FUCK NO!!
well, you've been waiting for this review for years, and it's finally here. this movie's been in production for 6 years and i been hearing rumors throughout the internet that the whole production of the movie was a true nightmare! originally, it was supposed to be a Crest Animations straight-to-DVD movie, with the Alpha and Omega co-director Anthony گھنٹی, بیل on the director's chair. but halfway through production, Mr. گھنٹی, بیل decided that he didn't...
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posted by Kuro_Hyou666
So, it's been five years since آپ passed. I wanted to take a few منٹ to remind people of how wonderful آپ were and how much آپ impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your love سہارا on my دیوار and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.

Do آپ remember when آپ told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that آپ calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.

I wish we'd had مزید time to be دوستوں and hang out together. I really do. آپ were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to آپ and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.

Thank آپ so much.

R.I.P BLW.

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I noticed some very sad things if آپ replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's کڑوا, تلخ line "teach me and your just run away again یا something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole سال when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill یا capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man سے طرف کی this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If آپ have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
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Whatsupbugs, یا Bugs, as I like to call him is a very special member here on fanpop.
He brings joy and positivity every single day, and puts smiles on the the faces of us Random clubbers.
There are SO many reasons why we love him, but I can only name a few of off the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head.

Thank آپ for constant encouragement to those who need a little مزید hope

Thank آپ for being loyal, friendly, and always so respectful

Thank آپ for being kind and always دکھانا love

Thank آپ for being so thoughtful and dedicated to your دوستوں

Thank...
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Deal یا No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal یا No Deal, a game دکھائیں that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal یا No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, یا what made it so مقبول to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate پرستار who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to پمپ out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...
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