Random Article: EPIC FANPOP RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY! (made سے طرف کی me and ssook78)

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EPIC FANPOP RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY! (made سے طرف کی me and ssook78)

posted by hikari_hiwatari

SSOOK78 (Cookie)

VS

HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

BEGIN

ssook78

ارے Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to آپ cause i'm to nice
nicer then آپ in fact most people will say
yeah that's right آپ heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were دوستوں in the first place
because آپ have an ugly پچھواڑے, گدا face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought آپ were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
آپ calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is مزید scary
آپ یا Bloody Mary
آپ better watch what آپ say یا i'll come for آپ in your sleep
سے طرف کی the way i suggest آپ start counting some sheep

ssook78

well I am your bestie but i had to say my opinion
so let me say it now because i can say whatever the fuck i want
oh yeah سے طرف کی the way after the exams
your looking kinda salty
so i made آپ some ham
so anyway go back to your little hole
cause i just ran into a pole

hikari_hiwatari

ارے do i look like a mouse?
i'm not Micky who came from the disney house
سے طرف کی the way thanks i love your ham
can i get some کوکیز after the exam
آپ really are my bestie just so then آپ will know
also is your head okay girl?
cause our friendship means the whole wide world

WHO WON?

WHO CARES?

we can't really fight cause we're best دوستوں soooo آپ wasted a lot of time in your life X3 have a nice day!

Love
ssook78 and hikari_hiwatari

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

ssook78 xD why does it have to be me that runs into the poleee (idk why i put thatt xDDDD why am i so dumb)

DerpThatHerp this barely ryhmes. And some of it don't make any sense. Good Job XD

hikari_hiwatari It's not suppose too XD it's just a random rap battle XD

Bluekait This is my favorite rap battle.

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by bizeshnakarki

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

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eminem songs

posted by mehere

سب, سب سے اوپر 24 eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope آپ like this one better than the first one please leave a تبصرہ if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy برداشت, ریچھ reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy برداشت, ریچھ and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and کہا it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ the sales man gave the girls the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ ontop of the book case...

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10 Amazing Facts about Love

posted by wakana

1. People are مزید likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known love song was written 4,000 years پہلے and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term love relationships began with one یا both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in love can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

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My Current سب, سب سے اوپر 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current سب, سب سے اوپر 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I love this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big پرستار of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this فہرست actually....

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Online Dating

posted by TruBerries

**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm writing this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did یا are doing this, یا that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and love and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....

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21 Funny Quotes =P

posted by Bella_Dhampir

1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do آپ have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...

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Emo poems

posted by invadercalliope

Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My دل is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its love i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My دوستوں call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End

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Billboards سب, سب سے اوپر 100 Songs of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED آپ NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY آپ LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY آپ ARE-Bruno...

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Billy Connolly's 14 things i hate about people

posted by SarBear1579

NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to تلاش the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh آپ just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if آپ can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place آپ look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would آپ keep...

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مزید blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can آپ tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick کے, جوائے سٹک is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her مزید attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do آپ say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are آپ boys all in the same band?
A3: Do آپ guys all play for the Green خلیج, کھاڑی Packers?

Q: How do آپ make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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I LOVE آپ IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

posted by scarlet009

1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou وین je!

16. English -- I love you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...

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First Two chapters of my Law & Order: Criminal Intent fanfic scrambled

posted by Jeffersonian

My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the اگلے thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just کہا that, I unlock the same apartment building...

nytimes

posted by pikachu00

Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square یا rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the جوابات to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each سوال with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The جوابات that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The جوابات will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...

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the corona virus song

posted by pinkbloom

I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But acting like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our موسیقی and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP

Now we're under covers
Fast آگے to 18, me and my بستر are مزید than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...

سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Greatest Supervillains (Joke List)

posted by whatsupbugs

I've talked about the most heroic and awesome superheroes of all time. Now it's time to look over the most frightening, menacing, and coolest villains of all time. Be warned that these villains are so scary, that just reading about them could give آپ weeks of nightmares.

10. Professor Bubbles (The New Adventures of Batman)

Most of Batman's villains are pretty silly and campy. Thankfully, in 1977, the incredibly fearsome Professor Bubbles was created. He was only in one episode, but that's probably because he had left a permanent amount of fear on the kids. Even Scarecrow would cower in fear...

2019 Films I Recommend

posted by whatsupbugs

The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This فہرست includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.

Alita: Battle Angel

Batman: Hush

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Captain Marvel

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)

Dora and the Lost City of سونا

Dumbo

Frozen 2

Joker

Knives Out

Shazam!

Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans

The Addams Family

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Thank آپ Silent Force

posted by whatsupbugs

Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.

Silent Force is a big پرستار of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow پرستار of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated عملی حکمت the attention and love they deserve.

Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.

Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.

Thank you, Silent Force, for making Fanpop a better place, for making Discord a مزید fun website, but most of all, thank آپ for being a great friend. آپ are truly a celestial legend.

Beautiful Rivers

added by SilentForce

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random

added by MeiMisty