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SSOOK78 (Cookie)

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HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

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ssook78

ارے Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to آپ cause i'm to nice
nicer then آپ in fact most people will say
yeah that's right آپ heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were دوستوں in the first place
because آپ have an ugly پچھواڑے, گدا face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought آپ were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
آپ calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is مزید scary
آپ یا Bloody Mary
آپ better watch what آپ say یا i'll come for آپ in your sleep
سے طرف کی the way i suggest آپ start counting some sheep

ssook78

well I am your bestie but i had to say my opinion
so let me say it now because i can say whatever the fuck i want
oh yeah سے طرف کی the way after the exams
your looking kinda salty
so i made آپ some ham
so anyway go back to your little hole
cause i just ran into a pole

hikari_hiwatari

ارے do i look like a mouse?
i'm not Micky who came from the disney house
سے طرف کی the way thanks i love your ham
can i get some کوکیز after the exam
آپ really are my bestie just so then آپ will know
also is your head okay girl?
cause our friendship means the whole wide world

WHO WON?

WHO CARES?

we can't really fight cause we're best دوستوں soooo آپ wasted a lot of time in your life X3 have a nice day!

Love
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girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn آپ کہا the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your کتابیں are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. آپ have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets آپ a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If آپ want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if آپ are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see تصاویر in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. آپ Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 منٹ of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister یا brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your موسیقی really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a روٹی سینڈوچ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat یا dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! آپ couldn't tell the difference between گلابی and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have آپ ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why گلابی has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once آپ venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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